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  • 23 Smiles That Will Make You Smile

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    Charlie Mattingly
    27 Feb 2015 | 3:25 pm
    The post 23 Smiles That Will Make You Smile appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Meanwhile, Nutjobs Think The Dress Was a Government Conspiracy

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    2 Mar 2015 | 11:30 am
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  • A Very Hungry Fish

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    2 Mar 2015 | 8:07 am
  • donotbelieveinsecondchances says FML

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    donotbelieveinsecondchances
    2 Mar 2015 | 6:04 am
    Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
  • Ice Bucket Challenge Goes Horribly Wrong

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    jason
    2 Mar 2015 | 8:01 am
 
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  • donotbelieveinsecondchances says FML

    donotbelieveinsecondchances
    2 Mar 2015 | 6:04 am
    Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML
  • meeeee! says FML

    meeeee!
    2 Mar 2015 | 5:26 am
    Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML
  • dickofbrokendreams says FML

    dickofbrokendreams
    1 Mar 2015 | 9:14 pm
    Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
  • kysier says FML

    kysier
    1 Mar 2015 | 3:36 pm
    Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML
  • smalltownkid says FML

    smalltownkid
    1 Mar 2015 | 3:22 pm
    Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML
 
 
 
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  • Middle Finger Madness

    admin
    1 Mar 2015 | 9:13 pm
    Submitted by: Anonymous & Liz More Middle Finger Madness: They Grow Up so Fast This is How I Say I Love You Like Mother, Like Daughters Sports Fanatic Kid Kids Having Kids         Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Cocaine Fever Dad

    adminz
    28 Feb 2015 | 9:06 pm
    Not only can we assume this Dad has a problem, he is very proud of it. Sent in by Ashana T. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Just Ballin

    admin
    27 Feb 2015 | 8:34 pm
    By Just Ballin this parent is hoping their child has the life portrayed in the song below: “Just Ballin'” Playas been asking, what y’all been doing lately?[Chorus (2X):] Ask what we’re doing, just ballin Trying to keep my bills straight stacking never fallin Caddy or a Lex, trying to hit the next plateau Flex with the roll droppin drooly go-go’s I was smoking B’s since I was a po po Got the **** to my soul, so I’ll **** till I’m old Hold on for a minute let me call my you know (you know)[Over Chorus] There I go steppin out the Caddy or a Lexus,…
  • Baby Car Accident

    adminz
    26 Feb 2015 | 8:16 pm
    I Not only are these parents putting their child’s safety in danger for entertainment, the cackle (not laugh but cackle) when the child is hurt and crying makes this an ultimate fail. Link sent by Julie T. (via CollegeHumor) Here are some other auto related parent fails: Kid Falls From Car Baby Seat Safety Fail Car Ride Toddler Seat Belt Baby Car Seat Kid in car (NSFW)             Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Picture Happy Mommy

    adminz
    25 Feb 2015 | 7:57 pm
    While these pictures seem harmless enough. A Mom obsessed with that perfect Kodak moment could end up with an epic fail if they take it too far. Sent in by Andrew R. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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  • Resin Coffee Bean Bomb

    robyn
    2 Mar 2015 | 7:00 am
    I love coffee, so a coffee bean-decorated coffee storage container is right up my alley – especially one that’s clear, so I can tell I’m about to run out prior to waking up to an extremely unpleasant no-coffee surprise. Dollar Store Crafts has a cute resin embedded coffee bean storage jar tutorial, in which you can learn how to permanently float the beans right in the lid of your container! Disclaimer: This is an adorable craft, looks-wise, but we take no responsibility for anyone who wakes up coffeeless one morning and regrets embedding perfectly delicious coffee beans into…
  • Pancakes From NeverEVERland

    robyn
    27 Feb 2015 | 7:00 am
    Lucky Becca of Becca in the DF got what she describes as the coolest pancakes ever at a little spot called Hotcakes Artísticos, where they’ll make you a pancake shaped like almost any character you can think of. Here we see her Tinkerbell pancake, but she also snapped shots of a hotcake Angry Bird and a breakfast-ready Bieber! Reddit user eat24-enjoy shared a pic of an even more ambitious pancake Tink, in full (sort of) color! I was going to say something like, “Oh, I really see the resemblance,” but… I guess it does resemble a Tinkerbell who got flattened by Captain…
  • Chocolate Eclair Pie – Bye Bye

    robyn
    23 Feb 2015 | 7:00 am
    If you’re kitchen-challenged like I am, making a chocolate eclair might sound like it’s out of your dessert league. Luckily, Hugs and Cookies xoxo has an icebox chocolate eclair cake recipe that sounds so easy even I could whip one up! Or could I? Instagrammer @apriljean19 shows us that maybe it isn’t always quite as easy as it looks… Chocolate eclair pie #fail #pinterestfail #runny #pie A photo posted by April Jean (@apriljean19) on Feb 21, 2015 at 9:02am PST If you ask me, like most problems this pie fail can be fixed with one simple thing: MORE CHOCOLATE. For more…
  • Yogurt Sort-Of-Covered Strawberries

    robyn
    20 Feb 2015 | 7:00 am
    These yogurt covered strawberries, found on My Fridge Food, have everything you could hope for: they’re tasty enough that you want to eat them all, they’re healthy enough that you probably could eat them all without feeling too guilty about it, and if the name of the website is to be believed, all the ingredients are already in my fridge! Plus, the recipe states you just cut the berries, dip them in yogurt and freeze them – how easy is THAT? Easy enough, I supposed – the tricky part is getting them to look remotely like the photo, as Instagrammer @crysthurmes…
  • DIY Moon Sand Mess

    robyn
    18 Feb 2015 | 7:00 am
    Moon sand is notoriously messy, but at least with a recipe for DIY Moon Sand – like this one from Kids Activities Blog – you can make it at home. That’s right, now you don’t have to pay toy store prices to spend an afternoon covering your children with small clumps of sand and completely clogging up your vacuum! Looks like Instagram user @brambleberry’s son was less than impressed with his mom’s attempts at tackling this Pinterest project, though. Craft project gone seriously awry. Jamisen aghast. #DIY #CraftFail A photo posted by Anne-Marie (@brambleberry)…
 
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  • Runner Up

    awkward
    2 Mar 2015 | 10:12 am
    “This was a photo taken of my son and myself immediately after his undefeated flag football team lost in the championship game…I was pretty happy with the outcome…my son was not. Still one of my all time favorite photos.” (submitted by Meade) “This was a photo taken of my son and myself immediately after his undefeated flag football team lost in the championship game…I was pretty happy with the outcome…my son was not. Still one of my all time favorite photos.” (submitted by Meade) The post Runner Up appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Sibling Rivalry

    awkward
    2 Mar 2015 | 10:03 am
    “My mom set up a photo shoot for us kids where the gal would cut out the photos and stick them to cut outs.” (submitted by Anitra) “My mom set up a photo shoot for us kids where the gal would cut out the photos and stick them to cut outs.” (submitted by Anitra) The post Sibling Rivalry appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Minor Threat

    awkward
    2 Mar 2015 | 8:26 am
    “This is a family portrait from 1987. I just love the contrast of the punk rock kids, coupled with the wholesomeness of Mom and daughter. It brings a smile to all of us, and we want to share the photo on your website.” (submitted by Matt) “This is a family portrait from 1987. I just love the contrast of the punk rock kids, coupled with the wholesomeness of Mom and daughter. It brings a smile to all of us, and we want to share the photo on your website.” (submitted by Matt) The post Minor Threat appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • This Is The End

    awkward
    27 Feb 2015 | 6:13 pm
    Whatever floats your boat. (submitted by Mike Whatever floats your boat. (submitted by Mike The post This Is The End appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • 23 Smiles That Will Make You Smile

    Charlie Mattingly
    27 Feb 2015 | 3:25 pm
    The post 23 Smiles That Will Make You Smile appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
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  • You can wash it but not bake it

    engrishwebmaster
    2 Mar 2015 | 3:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Diane.  Found on a shirt from Japan.  
  • What are you wearing glasses?

    engrishwebmaster
    1 Mar 2015 | 3:00 am
    Found in Seoul, Korea. Photo copyright Engrish.com. 
  • Scooter Girls

    engrishwebmaster
    28 Feb 2015 | 3:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Worn by Japanese man who appeared to be in his mid-70s. 
  • Kit for Kat

    engrishwebmaster
    27 Feb 2015 | 3:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Blair Bowman. Menu found in Shanghai, China. 
  • Hit the road

    engrishwebmaster
    26 Feb 2015 | 3:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Lauren Jones. Japanese tourist spotted at Disneyland, CA. 
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  • Important Things You Need to Tell Your Personal Injury Lawyer

    Andrew
    24 Feb 2015 | 6:12 pm
    Personal injury lawsuits can leave you wanting justice. If this is the case, you are probably on the hunt for a kick ass lawyer to pursue your claim. After all, a specialist lawyer can ensure that you get the right amount of compensation. Plus, they will be able to ascertain whether you have a claim at all. When you are working with a lawyer, it’s imperative that you provide them with the information that they need. In the face of legal proceedings, honesty is always the best policy. But, you also need to ensure that you are not leaving out any relevant details. If you want a fighting…
  • Repetitive Strain Injury: Are You Suffering In Silence?

    Andrew
    13 Feb 2015 | 6:20 am
    We all get occasional aches and pains during the day, but some can be worse than others. Many people have office jobs, which involve them sitting behind a computer for nine hours every day. If that description matches your working day, you need to think about how it is impacting your health. Repetitive Strain Injury (RSI) is a common problem with people who work in offices. If you feel as though your wrist or hand aches on a regular basis, the issue could be worse than you first imagined. If you don’t do something soon, you could further damage your physical health. So, are you…
  • The Changing Of Brands Market Trends

    Andrew
    27 Jan 2015 | 9:57 am
    Being a CEO of a small business is a rewarding but arduous venture. You have to know many aspects of business including revenue structure, customer relations, operational structure, as well as marketing and branding. Marketing is particularly important because it helps you sell your product and services to potential customers. These sales are vital as it increases your revenue and helps your business make an impact on the community. The infographic below discusses new trends in the marketing and branding industry ranging from a visual timeline of past and current trends, information on…
  • Looking For A Quality Lawyer

    Andrew
    6 Jan 2015 | 6:28 pm
    When you’re looking for an attorney after an injury, you need to keep in mind a few tips to make sure you have the best personal injury lawyer Toronto offers. Do some research online and by asking friends and family before making a final decision. You need to have someone with experience who will represent you in a fair manner. Your lawyer should fight for the compensation that you deserve after an injury instead of simply going to court to file a few papers. First, look at how long the attorney has been practicing, and look at the area of expertise. You don’t really want a…
  • Caught Drink Driving? Here’s What To Do

    Andrew
    31 Dec 2014 | 8:43 am
    Drink driving is a serious offense under any circumstances. The law in most countries stipulates that only a very small amount of alcohol is acceptable. Even one glass of wine could put you and others at risk. If you do find yourself caught driving under the influence of alcohol, there are severe consequences. Drink driving carries an instant ban, no matter how minor the incident. You also face a fine of up to $10,000. In the worst cases, drink driving carries a lengthy jail term. That of course depends on the extent of the crime. If you are caught a little over the limit, you’ll just…
 
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  • 10 Creepy Things Kids said to their Parents #7 is a Peach!

    Duckers
    22 Feb 2015 | 11:11 pm
    We all know kids say the funniest things. They have this knack of making us howl with laughter. Often it’s because they get their words mixed up, say something only an adult would say or, and yes, it happens, they swear! At the other end of the spectrum is the creepy stuff. The stuff we really don’t want to hear. Here’s 10 examples of the scary things kids say to their parents. Source: Viral Doza The post 10 Creepy Things Kids said to their Parents #7 is a Peach! appeared first on Viralister.
  • 15 Beautiful Spring Desktop Wallpapers

    Duckers
    17 Feb 2015 | 10:36 pm
    Spring is just around the corner for the Northern Hemisphere. To celebrate the switch from the gloom of winter to the promises of spring and beyond, we have for you, 15 beautiful desktop wallpapers celebrating spring. We hope you enjoy them. Spring Download Spring Dawn Download Path in the Forest Download Purple Spring Flowers Download Tulips Download Spring Flowers Download Bluebells Download Spring Garden Download Fresh Spring Grass Download Spring Flowers Download Spring Download Spring to Spring Download Colors of Spring Download Spring Flower Download Spring Time Download The post 15…
  • Ninja Neighbour’s Bra Rescue Mission

    Duckers
    16 Feb 2015 | 10:43 pm
    This guy’s upstairs neighbour dropped her bra onto his patio. To retrieve it, she went bra-fishing. Source: leozero Hat tip: SANDEMAN (Redditor) The post Ninja Neighbour’s Bra Rescue Mission appeared first on Viralister.
  • Cat on a Skylight

    Duckers
    16 Feb 2015 | 4:27 am
    For feline lovers, waking up to the sight of a cat sitting on your skylight would surely be a great way to start the day. Source: Unexpected visitor on the skylight this morning The post Cat on a Skylight appeared first on Viralister.
  • ‘Family Feud’ Contestant Responds to Question With Strangest Answer EVER!

    Duckers
    13 Feb 2015 | 4:01 am
    Oh boy! Of all the places to say the wrong thing… This woman replied ‘gerbil’ when asked on US TV show ‘Family Feud‘, “Name something a doctor might pull out of a person.” What gives? What was going through her mind? Did she mis-hear the question? Who cares. The clip is hilarious (and so is her opponents delayed response – after he’s taken a few seconds to compute her answer). Comedy and TV gold mixed into one. Source – Family Feud on YouTube The post ‘Family Feud’ Contestant Responds to Question With Strangest Answer EVER!
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  • The Ultimate Guide To Vodafone Offers, Extras, Freebees And Rewardz

    Kathryn Kearns
    26 Feb 2015 | 2:13 am
    If you can’t tell your Vodafone 'Freebees' from your 'Rewardz' and are unsure of what you’re entitled to, this guide could help you out. The post The Ultimate Guide To Vodafone Offers, Extras, Freebees And Rewardz appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Today Is The Last Day You Can Use Orange Wednesdays

    Dan
    25 Feb 2015 | 1:39 am
    The mobile network EE, which now owns Orange, has decided to finally close the curtain on its 2-4-1 offer. Today is the final day you can use it. The post Today Is The Last Day You Can Use Orange Wednesdays appeared first on Number Direct.
  • What To Do Once You’ve Bought A Wowcher

    Dan
    24 Feb 2015 | 2:37 am
    What happens once you choose to purchase a Wowcher deal though? Many people remain confused about what to do after they've bought one. We hope to explain. The post What To Do Once You’ve Bought A Wowcher appeared first on Number Direct.
  • 10 People Who Should Just Stay Away From Technology Forever

    Dan
    19 Feb 2015 | 9:05 am
    Even the biggest technophobes will surely cringe at some of these pictures, which show people who should really just stay way away from technology. The post 10 People Who Should Just Stay Away From Technology Forever appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How To Get The Most Out Of Your O2 Contract With These Useful Perks

    Kathryn Kearns
    18 Feb 2015 | 7:17 am
    There are some pretty cool perks of being with O2. Here are some that you may not know about, that'll help you make the most out of your contract. The post How To Get The Most Out Of Your O2 Contract With These Useful Perks appeared first on Number Direct.
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  • Bed-Bug-o-Rama

    27 Feb 2015 | 5:12 am
    by The Man-MaidEnlarged DoubleThink Publications cater to readers in search of off-beat news: covert ops, secret pictures, facts, and other sources. Humanity's longest-running war, Homo domesticus v Cimex lectularius Linnaeus, aka Mankind v Bed-Bugs, is an endless conflict that we're losing.One US Environmental Protection Agency report has established that if forty bed-bugs are placed in a room with a mild temperature and unlimited supply of warm blooded food, within six months their population will exceed 5,900 (cited at one reputable source). Interestingly, people age 65 and over…
  • Chicken Breasts in Cream Sauce

    24 Feb 2015 | 11:50 pm
    by Joan E ThurmanFace it, all you female CEO's. Being top executive in an industry dominated by men whose family ownership goes back for generations has its advantages and its disadvantages. You've earned your position through precise knowledge of the business, including all its screw-ups and cover-ups, too. This has won for you the respect of the booze-soaked old boys, even if it springs from their desperate need to survive in a global economy they no longer understand. They're a bunch of rich dopes. They know it, and made you their CEO, but that doesn't stop them from categorizing you…
  • You Don't Need a Scalpel to Unman a Sexual Predator

    17 Feb 2015 | 8:37 pm
    by Joan E Thurman (now with less filth!)To attract the interest of the opposite sex, all a woman need do is place a finger in her mouth. In my latest banner above, I am doing just that. Although I admit the photo was staged, in the real world I might have been licking the herbs, spice, and greasy remnants of the Colonel's secret recipe from my sticky fingers. You Don't Need a Scalpel to Unman a Sexual Predator  (cont'd)I was observed with my finger in my mouth today--by several cat-calling men, as I walked the short distance to retrieve my classic XKE from a mechanic's garage. As I…
  • Tales of Tippy-Tom, Part I: Too Many Cockroaches

    15 Feb 2015 | 8:15 pm
    by Thomas GeorgeOutside of his apartment, 96-year-old Tom Dwyer proceeds majestically, bestowing his charm on those who notice it as he crosses campus, cane in one hand and his dog Tippy under the other arm. The Pomeranian is a powerful attractant. Tom's friendly demeanor attracts young students, notably naive young mothers in the area we live (WSU family housing). The pet-deprived children flock to the old man. They dote on Tippy."Well, how are ya, hun?"  Tom Dwyer greets another fresh-faced young college girl. He sets his dog down, and gently grasps her wrist.
  • Joan E Asks: How Dumb Can You Be, Sister?

    12 Feb 2015 | 3:06 am
    By Joan E ThurmanI've known women so in love with the idea of love--so desperate for a man's compliment,  or a door opened for them; so famished for a kind word and affectionate smile, for the slightest act of chivalry--that they close their eyes to Prince Charming's obvious extreme poverty, and believe every imaginative story he tells to cover up the fact. Not me, some of you say. I said that once too, and I am still paying for the love we shared--in monthly installments.Take the advice of a friend who wants only the best for her sisters, namely a rich husband who can…
 
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