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  • Suicide for the Fatally Stylish

    Shut Up and Say Something!
    19 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    by Thomas GeorgeDespair of living commonly blunders, confounding transient states--like homelessness,doughlessness,love cast asunder--with permanently miserable Fates.You seek to trade your sad life infor death's deluded opportunityYou ransack drawers for guns and poison,and act most luna-toonily.Manners suggest we all refrainfrom putting a bullet into our brain.Life today may be a flop,but blowing your head off will notmake you any more popular,it will only make you dead;you'll be Napoleon, all right--a blown-apart messwelcome as bedbugs in Baby's bed;Get laid, get drunk, get stoned…
  • Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Announces His Bid for Presidency on 4/20. God Bless These United States of America.

    FAIL Blog
    21 Apr 2015 | 4:00 pm
    The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage. His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!"). "I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015. Submitted by: (via Rolling Stone) Tagged: president , america , Video , politics , Waka Flocka Flame Share on Facebook
  • Anonymous says FML

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    Anonymous
    21 Apr 2015 | 8:40 am
    Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
  • Catcalling During ANTI-Catcalling Report

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    jason
    21 Apr 2015 | 9:01 am
  • So Close, and Yet So Far...

    Daily Squee
    21 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: attempting , cant , FAIL , food , gifs , jealous , jealousy , nomming , noms , Reach , thumbs , tomato , tomatos , tortoise Share on Facebook
 
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  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    21 Apr 2015 | 8:40 am
    Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
  • veiny says FML

    veiny
    21 Apr 2015 | 6:48 am
    Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
  • MDoremis says FML

    MDoremis
    21 Apr 2015 | 6:37 am
    Today, I was walking in the shoes I'm going to wear for a wedding and fell, spraining my ankle. I'm the Matron of Honor and I can barely walk. The wedding is in three days. FML
  • 21ShitCleaner says FML

    21ShitCleaner
    21 Apr 2015 | 5:51 am
    Today, my dad woke me up at 5am saying that there was dog shit on the carpet. I thought it was just a clever ruse to get me into the living room for a birthday surprise. It wasn't. There really was dog shit that I had to clean up, with no "Happy birthday"s even uttered. FML
  • Not dying. says FML

    Not dying.
    21 Apr 2015 | 12:55 am
    Today, I started getting really bad chest pains at work. I googled it and the internet convinced me I was having a heart attack. Scared for my life, I started to dial for an ambulance when I let out the biggest fart you could ever imagine. Turns out it was trapped gas. FML
 
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  • So Close, and Yet So Far...

    21 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: attempting , cant , FAIL , food , gifs , jealous , jealousy , nomming , noms , Reach , thumbs , tomato , tomatos , tortoise Share on Facebook
  • Tickly Whiskers

    21 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: fuzzy , mystery monday , nose Share on Facebook
  • Two Baby Elephants + One Kiddy Pool

    21 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Submitted by: (via adoringly) Tagged: baby animals , gifs , elephant , pool , squee Share on Facebook
  • Curious Cubs Make Their Squeeful Debut at a Tokyo Zoo

    20 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    Cara the white tiger of the Saitama Tobu zoo in Shiraoka, Japan showed off her four new male cubs to the world for the first time over the weekend. Please allow the cubs to snarl and paw their way into your Monday and make it a little better. Submitted by: (via dailymail) Tagged: baby animals , tiger , white tiger , Cats , squee , Video Share on Facebook
  • Wait, What Does Pigging Out Mean?

    20 Apr 2015 | 6:00 am
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: pigging out , food , funny Share on Facebook
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    Parent Fail

  • Hitching a Ride

    adminz
    21 Apr 2015 | 2:43 pm
    Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • **** End Deal

    adminz
    20 Apr 2015 | 2:41 pm
    Not only does the view stink, I bet it literally stinks back there. Sent in by Jules T. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Pet Snake

    admin
    19 Apr 2015 | 2:22 pm
    I’m not sure why anyone would think that this would be a good idea…(more snakes and babies for those that missed these past parent fails) Sent in by Toshii Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Kids Are a Buzz Kill

    admin
    18 Apr 2015 | 1:42 pm
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Her kids are clearly in the background while she’s wearing some skanky halloween costume Submitted by: Dani Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Walmart Jungle Gym, Skip the Park

    adminz
    17 Apr 2015 | 1:13 pm
    There is only one Vanilla Creme Soda left and Mom is willing to sacrifice her child to get it. Link sent in by Pam Y. (via peopleofwalmart) Republished by Blog Post Promoter
 
 
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  • Lazy Lime Layer Cake

    robyn
    20 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    This key lime cake recipe found on Rikki Snyder Photography has a lot to love: layers of yummy cake, alternating with layers of yummy lime infused buttercream frosting, an all-over coating of more yummy lime infused buttercream frosting, and a topping of citrus fruit so I can pretend I’m consuming vitamins and essential nutrients! I don’t know if this cake is EXACTLY what Instagrammer @fulleremery was hoping for, but whichever recipe she used, my guess is it missed the mark. #Pinterestfail #delicatessen @lauralacommare A photo posted by Emery (@fulleremery) on Apr 18, 2015…
  • This Rainbow Fan Really Blows

    robyn
    17 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    Here’s a photo you’ve probably seen on Pinterest and thought, “What a clever idea – I should try that!” According to the rainbow fan blade tutorial on Painting and Art, it’s exactly as easy as it looks. Just paint each of your fan blades a different color, wait for the paint to dry and enjoy your new rainbow fan! What could go wrong? Kayla Christine found that out the hard way: #nailedit #totalfail #wtfinternet #didnotwork #rainbowfan #rainbowfanfail #lol #internetfail #trieditfailedit #pinterestfail #pinterest A photo posted by Kayla Christine…
  • Melted Crayon Tree Art Misunderstanding

    robyn
    15 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    This vibrant tree was found on Pinterest by a CraftFail reader (who wishes to remain anonymous); she said it accompanied a tutorial for how to recreate this gorgeous work of art using nothing but crayons, a hair drier and glue! Now, who wouldn’t be inspired to give that a try?!? As my toddler so delicately put it while viewing these photos over my shoulder, “That one’s pretty, but, um… not quite as pretty as the other one.” Our anonymous artistic friend was quick to point out that she definitely followed all the tutorial’s instructions, but after a bit of…
  • Upside-Down Cake Disaster

    robyn
    13 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    I’m not a huge fan of pineapples, but I am a huge fan of cakes that aren’t ruined when you accidentally flip them upside-down since I’m fairly likely to drop things awkwardly in the kitchen. That makes pineapple upside-down cake something I probably COULD make, but I don’t because the whole pineapple dessert thing reminds me of fruit floating inside a 1970’s Jell-O mold and nothankyou I’ll just skip dessert. The food magician at Pretty. Simple. Sweet. has outdone herself, though, with this Caramel Banana Upside-Down Cake because A) no pineapple B) CARAMEL…
  • These Deviled Easter Eggs Have No Guts

    robyn
    10 Apr 2015 | 8:00 am
    Now, we’re not saying these deviled egg chicks on SheKnows are “brave” when we say the failed version “has no guts.” We’re saying the failed Easter appetizers @stottvi posted to Instagram appear to actually be lacking in creamy yellow yolk innards. Devilled Easter Eggs! #pinterestfail #devilledeggs #putaneggonit #gastropost #toronto #easter #longweekend A photo posted by @stottvi on Apr 3, 2015 at 11:08am PDT As @stottvi notes, “They were supposed to be way cuter but who has the patience! Haha” Exactly—it’s like you’re singing the…
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  • Shhh…

    awkward
    21 Apr 2015 | 3:15 pm
    Another solid reason for illiteracy. (via rsashe) Another solid reason for illiteracy. (via rsashe) The post Shhh… appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • That 70′s Show

    awkward
    21 Apr 2015 | 3:03 pm
    “This is a picture of my brother in the 70′s…” (submitted by Marshall) “This is a picture of my brother in the 70′s…” (submitted by Marshall) The post That 70′s Show appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • This Is My Dad

    awkward
    20 Apr 2015 | 11:41 pm
    “And this is how I feel about that right now.” (via source) “And this is how I feel about that right now.” (via source) The post This Is My Dad appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • 17 Reasons For Detention

    Charlie Mattingly
    20 Apr 2015 | 11:32 pm
    The post 17 Reasons For Detention appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Big Shot

    awkward
    20 Apr 2015 | 5:50 pm
    “7th grade me wasn’t very motivated.” (via gen) “7th grade me wasn’t very motivated.” (via gen) The post Big Shot appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
 
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  • Chall upon the Lord…

    engrishwebmaster
    21 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Hurry, chatechism is starting! Photo courtesy of Jennifer Howard. Found in Daejeon, South Korea. 
  • Sir, I am the police. And a doctor.

    engrishwebmaster
    20 Apr 2015 | 2:00 am
    You’re under arrest. And you should get that looked at. Photo courtesy of Keith Bernard.
  • PeePig

    engrishwebmaster
    19 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Lingjiao Zhang. Lunchbox found in China. 
  • Go on 21 Century

    engrishwebmaster
    18 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Tuthill Sgt Brian.
  • No shirt, no shoes, no meat sauce.

    engrishwebmaster
    17 Apr 2015 | 4:00 am
    It went with my tie… Photo courtesy of Rebecca A. Siegel. Found at restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 
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  • Do all You Can to protect your Business

    Andrew
    14 Apr 2015 | 12:20 pm
    Any man or woman who has started their own business and managed to make it grow in recent times deserves all the credit we can give them. Becoming a success in the wake of exceptionally difficult economic circumstances will no doubt have been extremely difficult, and will have caused a great deal of stress along the way. It’s to be hoped that in most of these cases there will now be a period of expansion, in which new revenue streams will develop. The future may start to look wonderfully bright from now on, and this can be seen as reward for all the previous hard work. If good times are…
  • Feeling peaky? DON’T be afraid of a hospital visit

    Andrew
    1 Apr 2015 | 1:47 pm
    Illness lining every corridor, the weak and the lame filling beds and superbugs lurking around every corner – with these horror-laden visions, it’s no wonder some people are terrified of hospitals. UK hospitals in particular have long been seen as cannon fodder for the news media. Most days, they’ll be subjected to the kind of headlines normally reserved for convicted criminals. “MRSA SURGE” and “SWINE FLUE SHOCKER” will be written next to pictures of your local hospital. And as you stare at this alarming front page, you can’t help but dread your check-up at a hospital next…
  • How to wrap your head around next month’s pension changes

    Andrew
    21 Mar 2015 | 8:17 am
    From April 2015 we will have the freedom to do as much or as little as we desire with our pensions, due to new plans which aim to revamp how we use our pensions outlined by George Osborne in March 2014. This article will examine what these changes will mean in practice for you and me. What is changing? We’ve always been allowed to take a quarter of our pension in a tax-free lump sum, but from only next month savers over the age of 55 will be able to do whatever they please with their state pension. It’s not certain, however that the pension age will remain at 55 for long. It’s expected…
  • Will shale gas save traditional heavy industry in the United States?

    Andrew
    17 Mar 2015 | 7:50 am
    The United States has managed to revitalize its manufacturing industry, due in no small part to the practice of extracting shale gas trapped beneath the continent. Shale gas is a controversial issue in the US and around the world, but does it have the potential to bring industry sectors back from the brink? What is shale gas? Shale gas is a natural gas that is held locked within shale rock formations. Shale rock formations are sedimentary rocks with fine grains, and they can hold rich sources of petroleum, as well as natural gas. Before the twenty-first century, shale gas was largely…
  • 6 Things You Need to Know About Cosmetic Surgery Negligence Claims

    Andrew
    14 Mar 2015 | 7:14 pm
    Did you know that if you suffer an injury as the result of poor-quality cosmetic surgery then you might be able to make a legal claim for compensation? The law protects patients from negligent practitioners, whether the surgery or procedure is carried out for health or aesthetic reasons. When a cosmetic surgery goes wrong it is often due to clinical negligence. Clinical negligence may result in a legal claim for monetary compensation. Here are six things you need to know if you are considering making a claim or you have suffered injury following cosmetic surgery. 1. Clinical Negligence is a…
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  • 7 Of The Most Popular Passwords That Prove We’re Terrible At Choosing Passwords

    Dan
    21 Apr 2015 | 3:56 am
    Data journalist and author David McCandless compiled the 500 most popular passwords for a book. Here are some of the most clueless and cringe-worthy. The post 7 Of The Most Popular Passwords That Prove We’re Terrible At Choosing Passwords appeared first on Number Direct.
  • The Game of Thrones Game Everyone Is Talking About

    Kathryn Kearns
    17 Apr 2015 | 2:00 am
    If once a week just isn’t enough to fulfill your Game of Thrones needs, this could be right up your Winterfell. The post The Game of Thrones Game Everyone Is Talking About appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Just Call Me – A New Business App From O2

    Kathryn Kearns
    15 Apr 2015 | 3:34 am
    Are you suffering from email overload? Make use of conference calling with this new app from O2. The post Just Call Me – A New Business App From O2 appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How To Block Game Of Thrones Spoilers From Social Media

    Dan
    13 Apr 2015 | 8:01 am
    The premiere of the new Game Of Thrones season on Sky Atlantic means social media will once again be full of spoilers. Here is how to block and avoid them. The post How To Block Game Of Thrones Spoilers From Social Media appeared first on Number Direct.
  • This Is How Much Money Was Spent Buying Tech In Just One Year

    Dan
    7 Apr 2015 | 4:09 am
    How much money was spent buying technology in just one year alone? The IDS attempted to find out the answer, and it might just surprise you. The post This Is How Much Money Was Spent Buying Tech In Just One Year appeared first on Number Direct.
 
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    Shut Up and Say Something!

  • Miss Piggy's Luv-a-Cop Telethon

    20 Apr 2015 | 10:30 pm
    Just $10.00 donated for every scumbag these noble cops put in jail will stop the tears!by Thomas George18 December 2014. Allison, Iowa. Scoff-laws of America, beware! You won't be breaking the law around here anymore, because law-enforcement has got your number. McGruff the Crime Dog has already put away over 2,300,000--that's two-million, three-hundred thousand!--lawbreakers. Human being-type people--gone wrong! That's the number of men and women presently locked up in American prisons and jails--more than any other nation in the entire history of evil-doing! We're beating the pants off…
  • Medical Privateers Rob My Mother of Dignity

    20 Apr 2015 | 12:23 am
    by Thomas GeorgeDuring the shortening days of December 2005, Elizabeth Tasseff--my mother, and probably the only real friend I ever had--fell into a deep depression from which she never recovered. "Failure to thrive" was doctors' enigmatic diagnosis. It seemed more apt for an infant than a geriatric patient, but it had by then depleted most of her life reserves. Most recently she had lost her ability to walk. Her world had been steadily shrinking, a bit more confining, sadder and weaker each day, until now . . . she had no mobility at all. Common sense had compelled thoughtful Betty…
  • Suicide for the Fatally Stylish

    19 Apr 2015 | 12:00 am
    by Thomas GeorgeDespair of living commonly blunders, confounding transient states--like homelessness,doughlessness,love cast asunder--with permanently miserable Fates.You seek to trade your sad life infor death's deluded opportunityYou ransack drawers for guns and poison,and act most luna-toonily.Manners suggest we all refrainfrom putting a bullet into our brain.Life today may be a flop,but blowing your head off will notmake you any more popular,it will only make you dead;you'll be Napoleon, all right--a blown-apart messwelcome as bedbugs in Baby's bed;Get laid, get drunk, get stoned…
  • New ABC's for a New Detroit

    18 Apr 2015 | 12:25 am
    By Thomas George Unconstitutional governance has starved the old Detroit to its demise, but not bothered to bury its stinking corpse.  Detroit's present generation is either too stupid to see what has really happened, or more likely, too intimidated by arcane and unpredictable legalities to tangle with affairs of constitutional rights.  The once-great Motor City's losing battle against corporate and federal bullies is ironic testament to the power of obfuscationists like Wilbur Mills. The good news is that Native America might be persuaded to accept Detroit back into the fold,…
  • A Holiday Caveat to the Impecunious

    15 Apr 2015 | 9:12 am
    by Homeless T9 NOVEMBER 2014. Despite the perception of homeless men as happy wanderers--leading lives of adventure, wine, women, and song--as winter sets in, things get harder, and downright dangerous as Christmas approaches. Black Friday kicks off open season for Salivation Army's (SA) annual drafting of derelicts to serve as donation-kettle bell-ringers, doing what homeless men do best: standing around, hitting up passersby for spare change. The Supreme Commander of the SA calls this draft "bagging our begging bozos." Here's how it works.A cute little hobo groupie approaches our man…
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