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    Fail Blog

  • It’s like that sometimes, kid.

    Cheezburger Network
    11 Mar 2010 | 1:00 am
    First Grade Homework Fail My toys are yellow My bags are big My Fishs are red I have blue balls Ah, school days. Picture by: Kristen Bergstein Submitted by: Rod6029 via Fail Uploader

  • Leno Fail

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    10 Mar 2010 | 5:00 pm
    Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via Fail Uploader

  • Manicure Fail

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    10 Mar 2010 | 3:30 pm
    Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: hobbesontheroad via Fail Uploader

  • Skateboard Stunt Fail

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    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Video by: m15f17 This video is also viewable at: MySpaceTV | DailyMotion | Funny or Die

  • Sex Offender Name Fail

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    10 Mar 2010 | 7:00 am
    Sex Offender Name Fail Have you been to his hometown? Picture by: Carla Garza Submitted by: mrscdg via Fail Uploader
 
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    FMyLife

  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    10 Mar 2010 | 5:45 pm
    Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML

  • stuckathome says FML

    stuckathome
    10 Mar 2010 | 4:30 pm
    Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

  • secret says FML

    secret
    10 Mar 2010 | 4:18 pm
    Today, I found out the electric bill I have been paying was on my old house. I found this out when they shut off the power to my house. FML

  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    10 Mar 2010 | 4:04 pm
    Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

  • ohemgee says FML

    ohemgee
    10 Mar 2010 | 2:03 pm
    Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
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    There, I Fixed It

  • Long Bus Is Evolving!

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 1:00 pm
    Submitted by: Nate via Submit a Kludge! Remember our friend, The Long Bus? After wrapping himself in a duct tape cocoon for the winter, he emerges as a hideous beautiful functional camper. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Manual Windows. Manual Wipers. Same Thing.

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge! Now I need a pulley system so I can still put on my mascara. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Silly Chairs. You Aren’t Doorstops…

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: Artemis via Submit a Kludge! …You Don’t Even Have Wedges. Get Down From There. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Coffee Contraption Cubed

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: Rob via Submit a Kludge! Coffee Mug Shrapnel Bomb is coming along well I see. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Another Existential “Which Came First?”

    Ms. Fix-It
    9 Mar 2010 | 1:00 pm
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge! Sneaksy eco-friendly hobbitses. – Ms. Fix-It Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This is not the place for pornography. Please remove.” And he is so right. However,Joe Hawtness has all your dirty minded needs covered over at Things That Are Doing It. Mildly NSFW. – Ms. Fix-It Check Out MOAR Kludge Wins! Captain’s Log Not Even Playing SMB3 Nom Nom Popcorn Find The Latest On The Home Page!
 
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    Hawtness - The Women of WTF

  • It Is Dripping!

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    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page Free internets cookies to the first person to tell me where this is from!

  • If You Was From Where I Was From…

    Cheezburger Network
    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Check out more Hawtness! I love classic Gameboy! Hey a Rancor! Submitted by: Steampunk ninja via Submit Page I know, I know it’s another cosplay pic…but it’s the Scout from TF2. And, I have a special love (not in a dirty way) for TF2. Though I usually play a sniper or demoman.

  • She Knows What She Wants

    Cheezburger Network
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page I always found 69’s to be a bit awkward, oh wait, I wouldn’t know that since I’ve never left the basement. But, it looks awkward. -Joe Hawtness

  • Dudes, They Have Booze Holsters

    Cheezburger Network
    9 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: Anonymous via Submit Page Oh, I need six-shooters where every round is a different booze shot. -Joe Hawtness

  • Dalek Pr0n

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    9 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: Alkonium & Kate via Submit Page
 
 
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    The Indian Failblog

  • Dhaba Menu Fail

    admin
    9 Mar 2010 | 10:32 am
    Submitted by Anonymous via Submit-O-Fail

  • Genuine Fake Fail

    admin
    22 Feb 2010 | 9:02 am
    This is on the main road going towards Candolim Beach, Goa. Shared by Gurdeep Singh

  • Ghajini Fail

    admin
    15 Feb 2010 | 9:42 pm
    Recession, Honey ! We all had to make adjustments…

  • Freebie Pricing Fail

    admin
    24 Dec 2009 | 4:42 am
    Get a FREE T-SHIRT for just $10. Submitted by Anonymous via Submit’O’fail

  • Drink and Drive Sign Fail

    admin
    16 Dec 2009 | 9:09 am
    Do not drink and driver Submitted by Ranjith
 
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    Babies Making Faces

  • Baby Got Back.

    jennyonthespot
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Literally. Submitted by: My good friend’s newborn daughter! via Submit a Fail

  • What The….???!!!

    jennyonthespot
    9 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    No one knows what Trudy saw, and no one wants to know… Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Fail

  • The Girls Always Go For The Guys With The Lightsaber

    jennyonthespot
    8 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Dang it! Note to self: 1) Ditch the black cloak. 2) Ask for allowance advance. 3) Buy lightsaber. 4) Get the girl back! Submitted by: I took it, via Submit a Fail

  • Oh-Hoh-Hoh!

    jennyonthespot
    7 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Pierre Escargot has some competition, no? Submitted by: Kate M. via Submit a Fail

  • I Say ha-RUMPH.

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    6 Mar 2010 | 8:53 am
    Submitted by: that’s me via Submit a Fail
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    Cake Wrecks

  • To Be Read By Rod Serling

    10 Mar 2010 | 6:30 am
    DeedeedeedeeedeedeedeedeeYou unlock this bakery with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension.A dimension of icing.A dimension of piping bags.A dimension of wreckitude.You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of bad taste and even worse skill. You just crossed over into...The Twilight Zone.BUM BUM BAAAAAHHHH...Picture, if you will... a monkey. This monkey:I know, creepy right? [shivering] Brrrrrr. Totally.[resuming serious announcer voice] Ahem. Now picture, if you will, five ravenous-yet-dim-witted Shih Tzu dogs:[sternly] Let's call them Muffy, Boopsie, Precious,…

  • Wedding Day Jitterbugs

    9 Mar 2010 | 6:30 am
    Uh, guys? Somebody might want to call an exterminator.Why?Well, you know those "crawfish" on the wedding cake?Yeeeah. They're looking a bit more like cockroaches.Amanda L., those cockroaches look a lot more like cockroaches than any other cockroaches I have ever seen. Cockroachescockroachescockroaches....Related Wreckage: Wedding Day Advice

  • The Groom's Revenge

    8 Mar 2010 | 6:30 am
    Some groom's cakes really make you wonder: what did the bride do to the guy to deserve this?Head Caterer: "No, no, no! We definitely want both cakes on the same table.Why? Uhh...well, honestly, because the groom just slipped me a twenty."As we all know, nothing says, "Look!! A dead deer!" quite like an edible photo of - waaaait for it - a dead deer.And really, what photo could possibly be more appropriate on the day you pledge your life and love to another?Now, far be it from me to say a guy shouldn't have a patriotic groom's cake. However, there's expressing love for your country, and then…

  • Sunday Sweets: Cartoons with Character

    7 Mar 2010 | 6:30 am
    I'll be the first to admit I don't recognize all of today's characters, but boy are they cute!Amanda of Bluebird Cakes tells me this is Plex from the kids show Yo Gabba Gabba. I've never seen the show, but with robots this adorable, I may have to check it out.Wallace & Gromit are looking dapper:(Sub'd by Eva Q., made by The Frosted Cake 'N Cookie)To be honest, I'm not sure how much of this Strawberry Shortcake is actually cake (she may be all gumpaste), but she's so cute-tastic I couldn't resist including her: (Sub'd by Erin S., made by Elizabeth's Cakes)The bonnet! The kitty cat! The…

  • Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

    5 Mar 2010 | 6:30 am
    Sometimes when a cake makes no sense, it's helpful to ask yourself, "What do you suppose the customer asked for?"Insults 101: When calling a girl a dog, it's always helpful to be breed-specific.(For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that's not how Mrs. Hopperband spells her name.)"Look, I just want what every girl wants for her birthday: a big- a$$ cake!"Eh. [shrugging] As I'm sure every cake-loving girl would agree: close enough. Pass the forks!Sometimes you just want a sugary baked good for no reason at all. And yet, without an inscription, what can Wreckerators wreck? That's why they're so…
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    CraftFail

  • Lady Liberty Likes a Good Laugh

    Maya
    8 Mar 2010 | 7:00 am
    http://froggyfibers.blogspot.com You really wouldn’t think that starting something as simple as a Chia plant would be difficult. They go something like this: Soak the pot for an hour. Soak the seeds for an hour. Apply seeds to pot. Put bag over pot for 3-4 days so the seeds start sprouting. Take bag off and place in sunny warm spot. Keep pot watered and turn as necessary. If you do it right, you don’t get this! Opps! Did I forget to water her? You think this would be simple but its not. I won’t bore you with the details but this is our second attempt. I say we… but…

  • CraftFails heard ’round the web

    Heather from DollarStoreCrafts.com
    7 Mar 2010 | 2:47 pm
    Kathy Cano-Murillo (aka Crafty Chica) narrowly avoids an iron-on crafting disaster. Leslie at Fluff & Nonsense is off the fail hook with her hat Sweet Things makes mud balls Vively Online sews leggings Family Education makes a “magic snowflake”

  • Luxe Ruffled Fantasy FAIL

    vashtirama
    5 Mar 2010 | 2:59 pm
    It’s a shrug crocheted in somewhat loose, what I thought would be fashionable, slip stitches. The 3/4-sleeves end with a connoisseur’s blend of uncommon stitches–a swingy ruffled angora fantasy. In my mind. The big reason for the fail is that I used a large crochet hook to make stretchy slip stitches in novelty chenille yarn. I can’t think of a bigger invitation for chenille yarn to “worm“. Even before the worming began, the stitches stretched unevenly, also thanks to the texture of the yarn. It was especially noticeable on the shoulders (ugh!). To top it…

  • Failing toward wisdom

    Heather from DollarStoreCrafts.com
    2 Mar 2010 | 10:30 am
    Resin pendant fail by WendyKay I really enjoyed this entry at Make+Meaning called “The Wisdom of Mistakes.” Is the ceramic glaze that bubbles in the kiln and ‘spoils’ the pot really a disaster? Or can you repeat and refine the process until you no longer have ‘a mistake’ but a unique signature style? What sort of surface are you left with if you sand back the bubbled glaze? Or if you crack the bubbles lightly with a hammer, add another layer of glaze and refire? Can you think of ten different things to try with your ‘ruined’ pot? Can you think of ten different things…

  • I Ain’t Got No Body

    tamdoll
    1 Mar 2010 | 6:57 am
    (channeling some 1985 David Lee Roth – does it soften the post, or make it worse?) When my doll-making started to slow down and I thought of incorporating dolls into jewelry making, I had a few “interesting” creations. I don’t think I need to say anymore.  You all know the name of this website. I keep this one hanging on this door to my computer armoire as a reminder  – not to try this one again. -Tamdoll
 
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  • AFP @ SXSW

    dominick
    10 Mar 2010 | 2:02 pm
    Mike and Doug of Awkward Family Photos will speak about the new AFP book at the South By Southwest interactive festival this Friday, March 12th on the Day Stage. Will there be a special message from the AFP Grandparents? Be there to find out…

  • Bring The Thunder

    dominick
    10 Mar 2010 | 11:34 am
    Finally, by combining their efforts, these three were able to muster up some inclement weather. (submitted by X)

  • These Hands

    dominick
    9 Mar 2010 | 10:58 am
    Nothing wrong with showing your love during the holidays, but let’s remember the baby. (submitted by Willow)

  • Operation

    dominick
    9 Mar 2010 | 9:00 am
    What makes this especially awkward is that this family was there for a vasectomy. (submitted by Tim)

  • Behind the Awkwardness: Up In The Air

    dominick
    8 Mar 2010 | 4:50 pm
    ‘We all had carbon monoxide poisoning and over the next two days spent a total of 6 hours in the hyperbaric chamber at the hospital. I’m in the foreground, then my husband, then his parents. Someone suggested that it looks like a low-budget star trek convention.” (submitted by Glenna Jo)
 
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    Picture is Unrelated

  • New Kitchen Safety Standards

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    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Picture is Unrelated Submissions

  • Tuesdays

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    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Picture is Unrelated Submissions

  • Down Home Laundry

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    9 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Picture is Unrelated Submissions

  • Under Arrest

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    9 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Picture is Unrelated Submissions

  • 7 Pieces

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    8 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Picture is Unrelated Submissions Check out more hilarious translations at Engrish Funny!
 
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    Roflrazzi

  • He would have been hysterical! But we suppose Albus isn’t exactly funny.

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    10 Mar 2010 | 2:00 pm
    Dumbledore auditions got off to a rocky start (Ryan Stiles) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: FarmerWaltz via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

  • Teenagers, eh?

    Cheezburger Network
    10 Mar 2010 | 11:00 am
    You’ve been in there 4 HOURS! I need to PEE! (Jack Nicholson) Picture by: dunno source Caption by: nightmonkey4ever via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

  • Aww, Ralphie!

    Cheezburger Network
    10 Mar 2010 | 7:00 am
    i see a bright future in serial killing for this one. (Peter Billingsley) Sometimes it’s the people you least expect. Do you enjoy laughing at douchey celeb Tweets? Check out Tweetbaggery! Picture by: dunno source Caption by: abydos via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

  • Multimillionaires parents and world travel? I’ll take it!

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    10 Mar 2010 | 4:00 am
    Shut up or we’ll adopt your kids (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) Do you enjoy laughing at douchey celeb Tweets? Check out Tweetbaggery! Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Tina_vamp via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions

  • And in England

    Cheezburger Network
    9 Mar 2010 | 2:00 pm
    If Mount Rushmore had been designed in the 60’s. (The Beatles: Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr and John Lennon) Do you enjoy laughing at douchey celeb Tweets? Check out Tweetbaggery! Picture by: dunno source Caption by: birdtrouble via Our LOL Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions
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    There, I Fixed It

  • Long Bus Is Evolving!

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 1:00 pm
    Submitted by: Nate via Submit a Kludge! Remember our friend, The Long Bus? After wrapping himself in a duct tape cocoon for the winter, he emerges as a hideous beautiful functional camper. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Manual Windows. Manual Wipers. Same Thing.

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge! Now I need a pulley system so I can still put on my mascara. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Silly Chairs. You Aren’t Doorstops…

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: Artemis via Submit a Kludge! …You Don’t Even Have Wedges. Get Down From There. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Coffee Contraption Cubed

    Ms. Fix-It
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: Rob via Submit a Kludge! Coffee Mug Shrapnel Bomb is coming along well I see. – Ms. Fix-It

  • Another Existential “Which Came First?”

    Ms. Fix-It
    9 Mar 2010 | 1:00 pm
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge! Sneaksy eco-friendly hobbitses. – Ms. Fix-It Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This is not the place for pornography. Please remove.” And he is so right. However,Joe Hawtness has all your dirty minded needs covered over at Things That Are Doing It. Mildly NSFW. – Ms. Fix-It Check Out MOAR Kludge Wins! Captain’s Log Not Even Playing SMB3 Nom Nom Popcorn Find The Latest On The Home Page!
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    Engrish Funny

  • Looks like a bit of a crocodile to us

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    10 Mar 2010 | 12:00 pm
    Squirrel Shaped Fish Were they spongy? Submitted by: yuyanxue via Engrish Funny Submissions

  • No wonder I’ve been a bit tired

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    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Tea with lemon Tea with smack I thought that was for cats Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions At a restaurant in Prague.

  • I feel a lawsuit coming on

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    10 Mar 2010 | 4:00 am
    Michaelsoft Bindows We wonder what it really is Submitted by: Sibilance via Engrish Funny Submissions

  • The scourge of the neighborhood pool

    Cheezburger Network
    9 Mar 2010 | 12:00 pm
    Darth Wader Submitted by: Quaxo via Engrish Funny Submissions Seen is Bangkok, Thailand

  • Surely it should be one or less

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    9 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Thousand Ireland Dressing Must be for all their potatoes Submitted by: sdl977 via Engrish Funny Submissions Korean salad dressing
 
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    Ugliest Tattos

  • Instead I’ll Just Keep Lobbying for a Paris Hilton Commemorative Postage Stamp

    Jessica
    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    If I were going to bother inking myself with this brilliant recontextualization of a common tattoo trope, I think I’d prefer to have the stamp stamping an image of an actual tramp. Like an old-timey, railcar-riding hobo type of tramp. Or a woman-of-easy-virtue type of tramp. Or Tramp from Lady and the Tramp. But I guess we can’t all be visionaries.

  • Would a Tattoo of Some Midol Make You Feel Better?

    Jessica
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page Oh no! It’s the Ghost of Menses Past, here to show me how my monthly bitchiness has alienated me from my friends and family! I’ll change my ways, Ghost of Menses Past, I swear I will! Provided you get me some Häagen-Dazs and stay out of my way until menopause.

  • What Are You Going to Do Next, Wild Man? Look Through the Envelope of Her Electricity Bill?

    Jessica
    9 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page As someone with plenty of, um, experience, I can tell you that this is NOT how beer goggles work. And if it were, he most certainly would not be using them to look at her skull.

  • No Wonder the Hoff Has a Drinking Problem

    Jessica
    9 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page Don’t hassle the Hoff, especially right now when he’s about to give someone a rectal exam.

  • You Remind Me of the Babe

    Jessica
    8 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page Here is why I would never get a tattoo of someone’s face. This whole thing is actually okay, and in fact falls only slightly short of the source material: And yet, when we’re talking about something as out-there as Labyrinth, “slightly short” puts you in dangerous territory. David Bowie is already looking a bit like something out of RuPaul’s Drag Race (I mean, more so than usual), and, if it were any worse, you’d be getting questions about your tattoo of Vincent from the Beauty and the Beast TV series.
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    Lovely Listing

  • Live Under A Rock

    Sara
    10 Mar 2010 | 5:39 am
    “What? You don’t know who Justin Bieber is? Have you been living under a rock?” Why, yes. Yes, I have. And I like it here. Please shut the door on your way out. Found by: Kristi

  • Room For Flowers

    Sara
    9 Mar 2010 | 5:59 am
    I am so sorry for your loss, dear TV… unless the homeowners have actually had a loss in which case, ironically, my guilt about making this joke overpowers the sorriness. Found By: Cooper

  • All Wound Up

    lollerderby
    8 Mar 2010 | 10:13 am
    For in that listing of houses what photos may come, When we have wrapped up this mortal coil, Must give us the correct time. (My new lolcat overlord, lollerderby, wrote the headline for this. She’s concerned that it’s too subtle. To make her feel better, I have poured soup over my tie gotten even more cryptic. And ridiculous.) Found By: Zoe

  • Bio Dome

    Sara
    8 Mar 2010 | 5:12 am
    Yes, yes, I’m sure these domes are delightful. Unfortunately there’s an image I can’t get out of my head, one that makes me reluctant to move in: So, that’s not going to work for me. Ah well. P.S. They do gift certificates! Found by: froggymama

  • That Is A Nice Island

    Sara
    7 Mar 2010 | 5:40 am
    What is that thing in the kitchen? I do not know. Who will tell me what it is? Oh! It is a big granite island! It is! It is! It is big. This granite island is bigger: …but it is not for sale. We will not put a “Bigger Granite Island” sign on it. Found By: Lynette Loveliest comment, by alissagrosso: There are many mysterious real estate pictures I have seen on this site that I would have appreciated labels for, but sadly this was not one of them.
 
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    Emails from Crazy People

  • Dude…She Knows…

    Cheezburger Network
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: Natalie

  • All Your Fault

    Cheezburger Network
    9 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    i see you are waisting your time lookingforme;you cant find me i aminyourpc.i told youyou dont knowme,i getontofacebook through yourpc,i run my lifefrom other peoples pcsi move in space your space.i have seen everything you have done for 7 years,you stupid slut .do you think i would let you find me,i dont even own a pc. all you want to do is make others miserable.get a life.you enjoydrama,by involving and telling everyone your business you are playing the victim ,you are at blame slut,you cause the probkems now you want more innocent people involved and hurt.stop playing the victim,you and…

  • Time Machine

    Cheezburger Network
    8 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    I met you next week if today is thursday. Let me explain. About a month ago in your time I completed my goal of converting my ‘86 Chevy Van into a time machine. I know what you’re thinking, “Why not a DeLorean?” Well, I’ll tell you; first of all that was a movie, because of said movie the price of a DeLorean in decent condition has become more inflated than the dollar (U.S. or Canadian). Secondly, If you’re going to travel through time you should have some cargo space for all the awesome stuff you’ll be bringing back, for example I was recently tasked…

  • Finally, the Truth!

    Cheezburger Network
    7 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    From: b-@netscape.com [mailto:b-@netscape.com] Sent: Sunday, February 21, 2010 7:23 AM To: Subject: The Truth About The Bible And Evolution God created the heavens and the earth and all the animals. Then he created a garden of eden from which he created man from the dust. He called this man Adam. God saw that Adam was lonely so he caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and while Adam was asleep God took one of Adam’s ribs and created a woman to keep Adam company. God only wanted Adam and Eve in the garden of eden and the animals on the earth. Adam and Eve would never destroy the garden…

  • You Failed

    Cheezburger Network
    6 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Sweety brace yourself. You failed J- O- 101. I am a bridge burner. I am emotional. I am enigmatic. I am a lot of things. You think I am a pussy that might be So. But you are not the right girl for me bc you dont know me at all. You kno a name J-. But you judged me to harshly. I have it all sweetheart. the money the clothes the beachfront house. You were my high school sweetheart. I loved you when i was 18, 19, and 20. But you thought I was a wuss. ANd thats why we are through. You lost. You Lose. I am an asshole but you judged me and thats y we are done. DONT JUDGE A BOOKS BY ITs COver…
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  • Christopher Brown

    chwazymoto
    10 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Gram to my brother and his Fiance: "So are you two having sex?" Brother: "Not that it’s any of your business, but no we aren’t." Gram: "OHH GOD IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!" Submitted by: Christopher Brown

  • Jess

    chwazymoto
    10 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    While cutting up firewood… Me: Shouldn’t we be wearing eye protection? Dad: Eye protection is for pussies and one-eyed men! Submitted by: Jess

  • Kitt N Kaboodle

    chwazymoto
    10 Mar 2010 | 6:00 am
    My mother to my husband and I after hearing about us getting into an argument: Mom: Just fuck hard and be done with it. Husband: … 0,o Me: Mom! We are arguing about dinner!! Mom:… so? Submitted by: Kitt N Kaboodle

  • ididntwanttoknow

    chwazymoto
    9 Mar 2010 | 10:00 am
    Me, to my brother, arguing: I wasn’t an accident, after all. Dad: He’s right, you know. You were conceived on Christmas. Submitted by: ididntwanttoknow

  • Aos

    chwazymoto
    9 Mar 2010 | 8:00 am
    Grandfather (when I was young): “Make sure you drink your milk so you can grow up big and strong like your grandmother.” Submitted by: Aos
 
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  • Woman Parker

    10 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    This woman seems a little heavy-footed on the accelerator. Fortunately, the guy only suffered a few cuts and bruises.

  • Bike + Treadmill

    9 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    I think we should keep these two activities seperate. Using a bike on the treadmill was never a good idea.

  • Baseball Bat

    8 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    Bet he won't be doing that in a while.

  • The Snow Slide

    7 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    Yeah, I don't think he'd get very far by sliding on his head.

  • The Goalkick

    6 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    This player over curled the ball with a little help from the wind. Not bad for a 90th-minute goal.
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  • Woman Parker

    10 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    This woman seems a little heavy-footed on the accelerator. Fortunately, the guy only suffered a few cuts and bruises.

  • Bike + Treadmill

    9 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    I think we should keep these two activities seperate. Using a bike on the treadmill was never a good idea.

  • Baseball Bat

    8 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    Bet he won't be doing that in a while.

  • The Snow Slide

    7 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    Yeah, I don't think he'd get very far by sliding on his head.

  • The Goalkick

    6 Mar 2010 | 3:00 pm
    This player over curled the ball with a little help from the wind. Not bad for a 90th-minute goal.
 
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