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  • Rescue of the Day: Helicopter Saves Cop from Floods in Texas, Refuses to Put Him Down

    FAIL Blog
    29 May 2015 | 4:00 pm
    A dramatic rescue in Sachse, Texas quickly took a turn for the funny on Friday, when a local cop was brought on a lengthy joyride over a farm. In the video above from FOX 4 news, the unnamed officer is airlifted by a Department of Public Safety helicopter after his car gets stuck in the rising flood waters. The news anchors covering the event watch as he attaches himself to the harness and soars off to safety. But once they’ve reached dry land, they don’t let him down very quickly. Instead he is taken on a 4-minute long flight across some cow-filled pastures while the world…
  • not a kiddy fiddler really says FML

    FMyLife
    not a kiddy fiddler really
    29 May 2015 | 1:15 pm
    Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
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    jason
    29 May 2015 | 9:01 am
  • This Adorable Bulldog Meets Some Bulls And It's Squee-Worthy!

    Daily Squee
    29 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: (via Stefan Danielsson) Tagged: bulldog , cute , bull , Video Share on Facebook
  • Duck Face Parenting

    Parent Fail
    admin
    30 May 2015 | 3:49 am
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Isn’t it obvious? Submitted by: Steph Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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  • Rescue of the Day: Helicopter Saves Cop from Floods in Texas, Refuses to Put Him Down

    29 May 2015 | 4:00 pm
    A dramatic rescue in Sachse, Texas quickly took a turn for the funny on Friday, when a local cop was brought on a lengthy joyride over a farm. In the video above from FOX 4 news, the unnamed officer is airlifted by a Department of Public Safety helicopter after his car gets stuck in the rising flood waters. The news anchors covering the event watch as he attaches himself to the harness and soars off to safety. But once they’ve reached dry land, they don’t let him down very quickly. Instead he is taken on a 4-minute long flight across some cow-filled pastures while the world…
  • A Teacher Posts Kindergarten Kid's Quotes on Instagram and They Are Amazing

    29 May 2015 | 4:00 pm
    Instagram user @livefromsnacktime is a kindergarten teacher in New York City, according to their profile, who is posting quotes from their classroom. Here are some of the most inspiring quotes straight from the mouths of babes. Submitted by: Tagged: school , kids , wisdom , quote Share on Facebook
  • Turns Out Your Phone's Battery Has a Flamethrower Inside!

    29 May 2015 | 4:00 pm
    Don't try this at home, obviously. Submitted by: (via Fabio Gomes) Tagged: fire , phone , dangerous , Video , flamethrower Share on Facebook
  • Store Owner Fights Crime With a Stick

    29 May 2015 | 3:30 pm
    Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught. Submitted by: (via CBS Miami) Tagged: work , crime , fighting , Video , robbery Share on Facebook
  • How the Heck Did This Florida Man Land a Fish This Huge?

    29 May 2015 | 3:30 pm
    Submitted by: (via Funnypick) Tagged: fishing , florida , BAMF , Video Share on Facebook
 
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  • not a kiddy fiddler really says FML

    not a kiddy fiddler really
    29 May 2015 | 1:15 pm
    Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    29 May 2015 | 12:18 pm
    Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
  • probably single says FML

    probably single
    29 May 2015 | 11:28 am
    Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
  • GlueAndCarrots says FML

    GlueAndCarrots
    29 May 2015 | 8:05 am
    Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    29 May 2015 | 7:23 am
    Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML
 
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  • This Adorable Bulldog Meets Some Bulls And It's Squee-Worthy!

    29 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: (via Stefan Danielsson) Tagged: bulldog , cute , bull , Video Share on Facebook
  • Pick Me!

    29 May 2015 | 6:00 am
    Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cute , fuzzy , panda Share on Facebook
  • Pig On A Blanket

    29 May 2015 | 4:00 am
    This is Quillamina, my other hedgehog. I think at this point, she actually thinks her name is 'Pig.' I've noticed that she responds to it sometimes. She loves to cuddle, and is her mommy's girl. Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: adorable , blanket , cute , hedgehog , nuzzling , pig , pun , reader squees , snuggling , sweet , tiny Share on Facebook
  • This Bird LIkes To Take A Bath In The Most Adorable Place

    28 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: (via Marco Verratti) Tagged: birds , bath , cute , Video Share on Facebook
  • Potato Nommin' Cutie

    28 May 2015 | 6:00 am
    Squee! Spotter: ekahnicole Tagged: baby , do want , eating , itty bitty , nom , nomming , noms , potatoes , turtle Share on Facebook
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    Parent Fail

  • Duck Face Parenting

    admin
    30 May 2015 | 3:49 am
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Isn’t it obvious? Submitted by: Steph Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Boob Boys

    adminz
    29 May 2015 | 3:23 am
    This picture speaks for itself…what can I say…got milk! Sent in by: Anonymous (via AntaresOnline.com)               Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Double Baby Seat Biking

    adminz
    28 May 2015 | 3:06 am
    Why this is a Parent Fail: This just doesn’t look safe to me and where are their helmets? Submitted by: Jane T.   Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Nude Photo Shoot

    admin
    27 May 2015 | 2:45 am
    daughter behind her   Why this is a Parent Fail: Taking totally sexually provocative photos with your daughter sleeping in the background, Fail!!! Submitted by: Rodney Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Easter Bunny

    admin
    26 May 2015 | 2:25 am
    When parents tell their child that they are going to see the Easter bunny, this is definitely not what the kid is expecting when he gets there… While not quite as scary, this is still a strange one… Sent in by Oliver, Yoshi Republished by Blog Post Promoter
 
 
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  • Berry Bursted Ice Cubes

    robyn
    28 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    This image of delicious berries embedded in ice cubes is circulating the Internet without a source, but it’s inspiring people all over Pinterest to make fruity cubes for freshening up their water. However, you might recall another berry/ice combo that turned into bungled blueberry cubes, so you can probably see where this is going… Once again we see a blueberry-splosion, this time brought to us by Morgan on her Instagram account, @iwishihadapenguinfriend. After out last brush with berry cubes I assumed blueberries just couldn’t be frozen (since the inspiration for those…
  • Crumpled Up Canadian Cake

    robyn
    26 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    As we spread our crafty wings and try new projects (not always successfully), it’s important to remember that sometimes even a gifted, experienced crafter or baker can fail. Sometimes they can even fail at THEIR OWN PROJECT. Take Tamara, for example, who adapted a recipe to transfer a design onto a cake and ended up creating some really cool NHL Playoff Puck Brownies. She started by drawing her design in reverse using batter on parchment paper, freezing her work, then pouring brownie batter over the whole thing and baking. Later, she used the same concept to bake up a first day of…
  • Turtle-Shaped Cake – Nailed It!

    robyn
    21 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    Recipe.com calls these pull-apart turtle cupcakes, and for whatever reason if you want to tear a turtle limb from limb and eat it at your next party, I highly recommend using the cupcake version. Instagrammer Good Girls Studio made one for her mom for Mother’s Day (her mom must be a turtle fan, unless I missed something and the new traditional gift of maternal appreciation is reptiles), but OOPS, “his face totally slid off.” My pinterest fail mothers day cake for my momma…his faced totally slid off… Lol ???? #pinterestfail #mothersday #cakefail A photo posted by…
  • This Little Piggy Went To Therapy

    robyn
    19 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    These little piggy cookies from I Feel Cook are so cute, I almost can forgive them for not being bacon. You can tell the baker really put a lot of time, love and attention into making and decorating them. This little piggy cookie via Our Stable Table, however, is probably going to need some therapy. This is why I'm not an artist. #Pinterestfail #notpaleo #notsorry A photo posted by Our Stable Table (@ourstabletable) on May 15, 2015 at 7:31pm PDT Don’t worry, little fella, you’re still loved. Besides, I’m sure you’re beautiful… on the inside. For more funny…
  • Strawberry Layer Cake Slide

    robyn
    14 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    Doesn’t this strawberry layer cake from my recipes look delicious? It’s so pink! It’s so sweet! It’s so… vertical! That’s more than we can say for Instagrammer Abi, who says, “note: when making a layer cake…. second thought, don’t make a layer cake. additional note : my child will eat the homemade strawberry frosting off of the refrigerator door…” ???? note: when making a layer cake…. second thought, don't make a layer cake. additional note : my child will eat the homemade strawberry frosting off of the refrigerator…
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  • Airhead

    awkward
    29 May 2015 | 8:51 pm
    Our family doesn’t need a dog. (via source) Our family doesn’t need a dog. (via source) The post Airhead appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Crazy (Cool) Cat Men

    awkward
    29 May 2015 | 3:54 pm
    The post Crazy (Cool) Cat Men appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Molly

    awkward
    29 May 2015 | 2:51 pm
    My cousin Molly’s grandma went into Spencers look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best presents ever! (via source) My cousin Molly’s grandma went into Spencers look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best presents ever! (via source) The post Molly appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Princess Syndrome

    awkward
    29 May 2015 | 11:33 am
    “So, I found this in our family bookcase, the spine facing down… I’m their only daughter.” (via source) “So, I found this in our family bookcase, the spine facing down… I’m their only daughter.” (via source) The post Princess Syndrome appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Left Out

    awkward
    29 May 2015 | 10:53 am
    “This is (obviously) the last day of pre-school for my oldest. We do a first day picture and a last day. Pictures are always torturous for my boys but for some reason my youngest was convinced he needed to be in the picture. I wouldn’t let him outside so that I could snap it quickly and take him to school. The outcome was EPIC!” (submitted by Kelly) “This is (obviously) the last day of pre-school for my oldest. We do a first day picture and a last day. Pictures are always torturous for my boys but for some reason my youngest was convinced he needed to be in the…
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  • Get inside me…let the adventure begin.

    engrishwebmaster
    29 May 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Even Stangebye. Found at Lotte World in Seoul, Korea.
  • Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!

    engrishwebmaster
    28 May 2015 | 4:00 am
    This tastes good…I want to soak it. Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly. Found in Japan. 
  • It’s there when you need it

    engrishwebmaster
    27 May 2015 | 4:00 am
    You’ll find it when you get down there. Photo courtesy of Raymond Magalong. Found in Subic, Philippines. 
  • Dios Shoes

    engrishwebmaster
    26 May 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Kimberly Blodgett. Found in Shanghai, China.
  • Basting is the key

    engrishwebmaster
    25 May 2015 | 8:01 pm
    It takes a village to cook a child. Photo courtesy of Emily Wilcox. Menu found in Hong Kong. 
 
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  • You have just graduated – what next?

    Andrew
    25 May 2015 | 6:23 pm
    It may have been a long hard slog, but you finally made it through your finals and have the prized degree or other qualification in your pocket. But what next? The transition from the world of schools and learning that you are likely to have known from the age of five has come to an end and you are cast out into a competitive and, at times, cut-throat real world of job hunting, interviews and – hopefully – that long-awaited first appointment. Where to start? It is little wonder that you might need to ask, but the good news is that there are quite a number of potentially rich seams to tap:…
  • Business Travel Survival Guide

    Andrew
    20 May 2015 | 11:22 am
      Like it or loathe it, many of us travel an incredible amount for work. Whether you are commuting a few hundred miles each day or travel abroad, it can take its toll. And not just on your health – your wallet can take a lot of pain, too. With this in mind, we thought we would go through some ways to help you get through business travel and stay healthy – in the body, mind and bank account. Keeping Fit   Being stuck in a highly pressurized environment isn’t good for the body. And if you are going straight to an air-conditioned office, you can guarantee illness won’t…
  • How to Lower Your Child Support Payments

    Andrew
    18 May 2015 | 12:52 pm
    In many divorces, one parent is typically required to pay child support to the other parent. Child support is usually paid by the noncustodial parent to the custodial parent in order to help pay for items the child needs as they grow up, such as clothes, school, food, etc. The amount of child support you pay is determined by the court, and the amount will depend on what state you live in. For example, some states typically go by a standard percentage rate. In this case, the noncustodial parent will be forced to pay a specific amount of their monthly net income in child support payments,…
  • 7 Tips for Adventure Sports Lovers

    Andrew
    25 Apr 2015 | 11:12 am
    Adventure sports combine the adrenaline rush of death-defying acts of bravery with the athletic challenge of a traditional sporting event. Before you strap on your mountain-climbing gear or dive into an underwater cave, however, prepare yourself for a safe and thrilling adventure with these seven tips. Find a Teacher or Mentor Image via Flickr by alexindigo Between 2000 and 2014, a study found that more than 4 million injuries resulted from extreme sports. To protect yourself, find a coach or mentor to teach you the ropes of your chosen sport and to provide expert guidance during your amateur…
  • Personal Injury Claims: Can I Represent Myself?

    Andrew
    24 Apr 2015 | 7:15 am
    Many people represent themselves for a personal injury claim and walk away with a successful result. It is worth investigating, as it can save you more than a third of your compensation payout. But you should bear in mind that you will need to have your wits about you. However, every personal injury case is different and the route you choose – either with or without and accident lawyer – will depend on several factors. Let’s take a look at those now. Tori Rector Minor Accidents If you have been involved in a minor accident and received only a few bruises – a slip in a…
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  • 16 Years’ Worth of Daily Selfies Packed into 3 Minute Video

    Duckers
    25 May 2015 | 12:44 am
    This is a guy called JK Keller. He’s taken a photo of himself every day for the past 16 years. He comes from Homer, Alaska and the daily self-portrait forms part of his ongoing daily photo project, which started on October 1, 1998. The video features 16 years’ worth of self-portraits in just over three minutes. I hope I’m around to see a video featuring 32 years’ worth of self-portraits. Source: JK Keller The post 16 Years’ Worth of Daily Selfies Packed into 3 Minute Video appeared first on Viralister.
  • Shocking ‘Child Abduction’ Social Experiment Video

    Duckers
    3 May 2015 | 11:55 pm
    As a father to a five year old boy, who I thought would never walk away with a stranger, this video chilled me to the core. In the ‘social experiment’, an everyday guy named JoeySalads (best known for prank videos) walks up to parents sitting in a park while they watch their children play. He asks each of them what they think their child would do if a stranger approached and started talking to them. Each parent gave their reply and JoeySalads asked if it would be okay to test their theory. With the parents’ consent, and with them watching-on, he re-enacted a typical child…
  • Steven Gerrard’s Sending Off Against Man United Recreated in LEGO

    Duckers
    23 Mar 2015 | 10:47 am
    Yesterday, in his last game at Anfield against bitter rivals Manchester United, Steven Gerrard lasted just 38 seconds after coming on as a second-half substitute before being sent off for stamping on Ander Herrera. Here we have those 38 seconds gloriously recreated in LEGO. Watch and share! Source: Guardian Football The post Steven Gerrard’s Sending Off Against Man United Recreated in LEGO appeared first on Viralister.
  • Sometimes Those Who Have Less, Give More

    Duckers
    17 Mar 2015 | 5:56 am
    Source: Oveis S The post Sometimes Those Who Have Less, Give More appeared first on Viralister.
  • X Factor Contestant Subjected to Torrent of Abuse from British Judges

    Duckers
    17 Mar 2015 | 5:31 am
    If there’s one thing I try to avoid (like the plague), it’s TV talent shows like X Factor. Not because most of the people on these shows have little to no talent, but because of the way the judges ridicule and laugh at the no-hopers. This video takes that mockery to a whole new level. In a vicious attack on a contestant during a live broadcast of New Zealand’s version of the show, Natalia Kills and her husband, Willy Moon, rip into singer Joe Irvine. After singing Micheal Buble’s Cry Me A River, she starts the tirade: “As an artist who respects artists’…
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  • The Death Of Paid Apps And 5 Monetisation Models Of The Future

    Dan
    29 May 2015 | 3:11 am
    how on earth can anyone make revenue if no one is paying for downloads? The solution lies in this list of app monetisation models.The post The Death Of Paid Apps And 5 Monetisation Models Of The Future appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Apple Fans Will Feel Nostalgic With This Retro iPhone App

    Dan
    26 May 2015 | 8:48 am
    Apple fans may feel very nostalgic about this brand new app for iPhones and iPads. Does this bring back a lot of warm memories?The post Apple Fans Will Feel Nostalgic With This Retro iPhone App appeared first on Number Direct.
  • 10 Cool Chrome Extensions You Need To Install

    Kathryn Kearns
    26 May 2015 | 4:26 am
    We took it upon ourselves to find the coolest Chrome extensions out there and list them for you here. Aren’t we lovely?The post 10 Cool Chrome Extensions You Need To Install appeared first on Number Direct.
  • No TV Remote? No Problem, Thanks To A New App

    Dan
    21 May 2015 | 5:45 am
    Isn't it so annoying when you have to have multiple remotes for different purposes? Well, thanks to a new app from Tekoia, it's no longer a big deal.The post No TV Remote? No Problem, Thanks To A New App appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How Anglian Water Use Technology To Gauge Staff Morale

    Dan
    20 May 2015 | 4:05 am
    Most companies do not necessarily care about their employees' happiness. However, Anglian Water is attempting to gauge staff morale with new technology.The post How Anglian Water Use Technology To Gauge Staff Morale appeared first on Number Direct.
 
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  • Fatherless Fields

    29 May 2015 | 12:44 am
    by Thomas GeorgeDo not remove the ancient landmark, nor enter the fields of the fatherless: For their Redeemer is mighty; He will plead their cause against you.   --Proverbs 23:10-11In fatherless fields, men struggle for their reasonIf winnowed there by birth or circumstanceTo dwell among the chaff a barren seasonPerhaps to die, perhaps to kill a man.Each soul must learn patience in fatherless fields:in its words, no cause of action to belie;in demeanor, no blunted ax to grind,no apostasy from the wonted GodWho serves every just cause in its due time.Small children…
  • Doggerels of the Moon

    28 May 2015 | 4:17 pm
    To know Mighty Mann, understand first His Wurds,and grovel down low as He picks up your turds.Thus beg impunity from His Rash HandSo humbly and low that within hears the Mann:O High-Holy Master, What on two legs stands, Hallowed be Thy Wize Wurds and Every Command. Forgive us our Nature and make us like You:Honest and faithful, loyal and true. Lead us not into rolling in it,but deliver us off the new carpet. For Thine is the thumb-thing to open New Wurlds, the flowing drink fawcet, and the toilet's flushing swurl.Thine is every crunch of kibble you bought us, That thou storest in…
  • Better Homes and Hillbillies

    21 May 2015 | 12:42 am
    The Next Thing You Know, Your Stinking Life Will Become the Unlovely Thing You So Despiseby Homeless TMy bewitching first wife of nearly twenty-eight years' marriage--or as I prefer to remember our moments together, more than 88 million precious seconds--has always believed that anything unbeautiful deserved no place in her home. She was forever banishing any unlovely object that dared to fall under her gaze to somewhere she wouldn’t have to look at it—usually the garage, the basement, the crawlspace, or in cases requiring special rendition, a hole in the backyard, dug under moonlight, to…
  • Hail Mary +

    17 May 2015 | 12:41 am
    by Thomas GeorgeHello to the Universe, the old and new everywhere, caring family and friends, just flying in or still out there. Oops! Wait a minute! There may not be anybody out there, but my own imagination. That would be about par for my course. Why? Bad publicity.Help Us All, Holy Mother of AllI've become an aggregation of all the made-up gossip by those of who need a reason to nullify me. Among their rumors: pimp. Secret millionaire. Internet tycoon. Dangerous gambler. Homeless T wishes they'd spread the insane rumors before robbing him of all he had, but what can a scapegoat do? Live…
  • Addiction: It's Not Just For the Depraved Anymore

    17 May 2015 | 12:26 am
    Fun, fun, fun 'til the bank takes your credit away.by Thomas GeorgeDisclaimerSome homeless suffer real physical and/or mental illnesses, and are incapable of untangling the red tape required to get themselves the services they need. These forgotten people don't belong among those described here, and deserve everybody's helpWhat's Your Addiction?I formerly taught English, but once again I am a student--set back several grades in life's classroom, to relearn forgotten lessons of the Fool--a naive dreamer whose snowballing story would cause you to shudder if you knew all.  Although not…
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