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  • DIY Fail - F*ck it! As long as it works!

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    5 Oct 2014 | 6:25 pm
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  • Microwave killed my shrubs…

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    19 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    Try the Global Warming setting Photo courtesy of Nicolai.
  • What's the Most "Dad" Thing YOUR Dad's Ever Done?

    FAIL Blog
    23 Oct 2014 | 4:00 pm
    We all know that dads love their jokes, but there are plenty of other behaviors that could be labeled #justdadthings. Mallory Ortberg asked Twitter for tales of their dads. Do you have a story that beats these? (h/t TO) Submitted by: (via @mallelis) Tagged: dad , parenting , twitter Share on Facebook
  • What Did He do to Deserve THAT!

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    FAIL Blog Fun
    23 Oct 2014 | 11:42 pm
    He must have really pissed her off!
  • Alexismaria says FML

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    Alexismaria
    23 Oct 2014 | 1:05 pm
    Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
 
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  • What Did He do to Deserve THAT!

    FAIL Blog Fun
    23 Oct 2014 | 11:42 pm
    He must have really pissed her off!
  • What Annoys Your Dog?

    FAIL Blog Fun
    23 Oct 2014 | 11:34 am
    It’s your dog speaking1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!!2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.7. Taking me to the vet for ‘the…
  • TIMBER! FAIL WIN FAIL!

    FAIL Blog Fun
    22 Oct 2014 | 11:26 pm
    Funny picture of a tree falling down on three cars, but the car in the middle was a lot smaller and didn’t get crushed. FAIL and WIN!
  • Mr. Brain’s Faggots

    FAIL Blog Fun
    22 Oct 2014 | 11:20 am
    Funny picture of a edible item called Mr. Brain’s Faggots. Hey, at least you get 4 in every container! WTF?
  • Scary Clown

    FAIL Blog Fun
    21 Oct 2014 | 11:10 pm
    Funny picture of a really freaky looking clown. Seriously, WTF is wrong with this guy?
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  • Alexismaria says FML

    Alexismaria
    23 Oct 2014 | 1:05 pm
    Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    23 Oct 2014 | 11:43 am
    Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
  • mnote says FML

    mnote
    23 Oct 2014 | 8:56 am
    Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML
  • 20singleandproudish says FML

    20singleandproudish
    22 Oct 2014 | 10:18 pm
    Today, my younger brother helpfully pointed out that I'm the only one in my family of five who is single. He's twelve. FML
  • Rachel says FML

    Rachel
    22 Oct 2014 | 9:04 pm
    Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
 
 
 
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  • Flying Baby

    adminz
    23 Oct 2014 | 10:19 pm
    Who wants to play baby toss? Obviously this guy. Sent in by Julie F. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Nasty Mom Parent Fail

    adminz
    22 Oct 2014 | 10:11 pm
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Ugg, need I say more. Submitted by: Travis G. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Edward 40 Hands

    admin
    21 Oct 2014 | 9:45 pm
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Because they’re teaching the kid how to play Edward 40-hands when he’s like 4 years old. For all of those who did not know what Edward 40-Hands is (like me): Edward Fortyhands (also known as 80 Ounces to Freedom, The 40 Challenge) is a drinking game in which each player duct tapes a 40-ounce or 1.14 liter bottle of alcohol (usually malt liquor, but sometimes cider, scrumpy, or wine) to each of their hands and may not remove them until they’re consumed.[1] The name is a reference to Edward Scissorhands. The game was played on the…
  • Woman Beats Baby

    adminz
    20 Oct 2014 | 9:29 pm
    Just sick via Facebook Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Plastic Bag

    admin
    19 Oct 2014 | 9:18 pm
    You want to play by putting a plastic bag over your head? Sure, that’s a good idea. Go for it… Sent in by Noreen Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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  • Owl Bet You Can’t Guess What These Are

    robyn
    22 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    You can find all sorts of great treat ideas on Party City‘s Facebook page, like these pretzel owls that’d be just perfect for a Halloween party! Or for a Girl Scout event? Sure, why not? As CraftFail reader and leader of Ambassador Troop 40582 (HI, GIRLS!) Sue shares, she and her troop decided to practice making these in preparation for an upcoming event. They cut the Starburst candies, melted the candy and began dipping their pretzels. Well besides not having the eyes (and we really didn’t want them after they started looking like the picture), and having a little…
  • CraftFail, The Book – Giveaway!

    Heather, The Worst Crafter in the World
    21 Oct 2014 | 12:21 pm
    I’m so excited to announce that my book CraftFail: When Homemade Goes Horribly Wrong is hitting store shelves today! In honor of the new book, I’m giving away a signed copy! People are saying: You’ll feel better about your own craftfails after seeing some in this book- truly hilarious! Hysterical to see how bad these craft fails can get! And the writing’s really funny. About the book: Poor Bridgit, who overestimated the size of her head–her homemade frilly lace shower cap came straight down to her chin. And who can blame Lindsey for thinking “glitter…
  • The Reality of Pinterest Cake Pops

    robyn
    20 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    If you’ve spent any time at all on Pinterest, here at CraftFail, or elsewhere on Planet Earth, you’ve no doubt heard of cake pops. And if you’ve heard of cake pops, you’ve seen some MAJOR cake pop fails. Like these frog pops, or Rudolph the crappy cake pop, or this polar bear cake pop flop. But seriously, one wonders, how could they really turn out that badly? Pretty easily, as you’ll soon see. We’re bringing you another episode of Robyn’s Crafty Corner (surely you remember the twine ball episode!), “the show that proves all those projects you…
  • Gummy Bear Cake Bomb

    robyn
    17 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    Adding sweets onto sweets has always been one of my very favorite baking techniques – or it would be, if I didn’t just eat all the ingredients by the handful before actually making them into something. This gummy bear cake by raspberri cupcakes definitely falls into that category; if (unlike me) you can resist shoveling spoons of frosting and gummy bears into your mouth while the cake cools, it looks like it could be a sweetly adorable treat! CraftFail reader Alice thought so too, so she decided to whip one up for her sister’s birthday. SO CLOSE! As long as you don’t…
  • Bleach Pen Blahs

    robyn
    15 Oct 2014 | 8:00 am
    Store-bought bleach pens are expensive, but you can find out how to make your own DIY bleach gel in an old glue bottle from Pinteresty tutorials like this one from Me and My DIY. As a bonus, they’re PERFECT to use on all those (also Pinteresty) bleach-designed t-shirts. Kat, of How To, How Hard and How Much, put two and two together, and realized she could combine a DIY bleach pen and a t-shirt to recreate the look of this adorable top: This tree shirt is actually a screenprint design by MyFavoriteTee on etsy (no longer available, but she has lots of other cute shirts!). Imitating it…
 
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  • Hell’s Angel

    awkward
    23 Oct 2014 | 8:01 pm
    She’s got the look. (submitted by Davey) She’s got the look. (submitted by Davey)
  • Frosted

    awkward
    23 Oct 2014 | 2:53 pm
    Who needs makeup? (submitted by Katie) Who needs makeup? (submitted by Katie)
  • Scarecrows

    awkward
    23 Oct 2014 | 1:58 pm
    “I was barely a month old and my parents my parents decided my first ‘outing’ should be a trip to the local mall. Not only were those mall scarecrows scarier than anything I’ve ever seen in a horror movie, I was doomed to live a life as a NY jets fan.” (submitted by Tim) “I was barely a month old and my parents my parents decided my first ‘outing’ should be a trip to the local mall. Not only were those mall scarecrows scarier than anything I’ve ever seen in a horror movie, I was doomed to live a life as a NY jets fan.” (submitted by…
  • Picture In Picture

    awkward
    22 Oct 2014 | 9:49 pm
    Sometimes, a straight line isn’t the fastest route. (submitted by Jean) Sometimes, a straight line isn’t the fastest route. (submitted by Jean)
  • Sweet Dreams

    awkward
    22 Oct 2014 | 9:44 pm
    “My kids thought it would be fun to draw on my face while I was sleeping. Thank God it wasn’t permanent marker!” (submitted by Jan) “My kids thought it would be fun to draw on my face while I was sleeping. Thank God it wasn’t permanent marker!” (submitted by Jan)
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  • This adverb sucks

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    23 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Mike Machlin.
  • Emergency notice

    engrishwebmaster
    22 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    I’ve been sitting on it all along! Photo courtesy of Jena. Found on a train in Taiwan. 
  • Requires 2 batteries of power

    engrishwebmaster
    21 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    I’ll get you!~Ground Photo courtesy of Cameron Huff. Box from remote control helicopter toy.  
  • Sophisticate the sophistication

    engrishwebmaster
    20 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    Once these goods change goods, they’re no good… Photo courtesy of Leo Roubos. Tag found with pajamas made in China. 
  • Microwave killed my shrubs…

    engrishwebmaster
    19 Oct 2014 | 4:00 am
    Try the Global Warming setting Photo courtesy of Nicolai.
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  • RIP iPod: A Look Back at One of the Best Loved Tech Products of All Time

    Adele Halsall
    21 Oct 2014 | 8:55 am
    We decided to pay tribute to the iPod for the many hours of portable music bliss it has brought us throughout the years. iPod...we salute you. The post RIP iPod: A Look Back at One of the Best Loved Tech Products of All Time appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How Businesses Can Cut Telecoms Costs

    Dan
    7 Oct 2014 | 3:46 am
    There are a number of practical ways for UK businesses to cut their telecom costs, meaning they will have money to better spend elsewhere. The post How Businesses Can Cut Telecoms Costs appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Mobile Telecoms Industry In Scotland

    Dan
    24 Sep 2014 | 2:06 am
    Telecoms across Scotland and the UK have changed over the years. But after the referendum, what is the current state of the Scottish mobile telecom industry? The post Mobile Telecoms Industry In Scotland appeared first on Number Direct.
  • What The Experts Are Saying About The iPhone 6

    Dan
    10 Sep 2014 | 5:27 am
    Critics and consumers alike watched with anticipation as Tim Cook announced the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. Did the products live up to the expectations? We look at what the experts are saying. The post What The Experts Are Saying About The iPhone 6 appeared first on Number Direct.
  • The Mobile Network That’s Making You Pay For Good Customer Service

    Dan
    22 Aug 2014 | 4:06 am
    A decent level of customer service should be part and parcel of a company. But one mobile network in the UK is shaking this system up in a controversial way. The post The Mobile Network That’s Making You Pay For Good Customer Service appeared first on Number Direct.
 
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