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  • Xoxo, FBI USA

    FAIL Blog
    3 Sep 2015 | 2:00 am
    Submitted by: (via MrDrflowers) Tagged: FBI , usa , phone , scam , pr0n Share on Facebook
  • Shay says FML

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    Shay
    2 Sep 2015 | 2:39 pm
    Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML
  • CrossFit FAIL and FAIL and FAIL

    EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories
    jason
    2 Sep 2015 | 9:01 am
  • That's Not a Very Nice Way To Introduce Yourself to Your New Housemates, Kitty

    Daily Squee
    2 Sep 2015 | 8:00 am
    Submitted by: (via @bennytheyeti) Tagged: gifs , cute , Cats Share on Facebook
  • Baby Stripper

    Parent Fail
    admin
    2 Sep 2015 | 6:14 pm
    I guess this Mom wants to make sure she does not have to save for her daughter’s college education. Pretty sick in my opinion. Submitted by: Carolynt0obad Republished by Blog Post Promoter
 
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  • Shay says FML

    Shay
    2 Sep 2015 | 2:39 pm
    Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML
  • BeerSlut says FML

    BeerSlut
    2 Sep 2015 | 2:37 pm
    Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML
  • freakingout says FML

    freakingout
    2 Sep 2015 | 2:10 pm
    Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump. She turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML
  • Alan says FML

    Alan
    2 Sep 2015 | 1:13 pm
    Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    2 Sep 2015 | 11:02 am
    Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
 
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    Parent Fail

  • Baby Stripper

    admin
    2 Sep 2015 | 6:14 pm
    I guess this Mom wants to make sure she does not have to save for her daughter’s college education. Pretty sick in my opinion. Submitted by: Carolynt0obad Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Halloween Fail

    adminz
    1 Sep 2015 | 5:48 pm
    Pictures sent in by John S., Sam T., Julie R., and Mary P. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Carrying Baby

    admin
    31 Aug 2015 | 5:15 pm
    You mean that there’s a correct way to hold a baby??? Sent in by Doris Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Storm Wall

    admin
    30 Aug 2015 | 4:43 pm
    There is a reason that they build storm walls and it’s not so your kid can get a better view of the dangerous water below… Sent in by opus216 Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Dad Teases Son Named Damian with Jesus Doll

    adminz
    29 Aug 2015 | 3:52 pm
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Using your kid for entertainment may be funny but it is still kind of a fail. They do have feelings after all. Submitted by: anonymous (via YouTube) Republished by Blog Post Promoter
 
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  • Bug Spray

    Kailee Graves
    2 Sep 2015 | 11:08 pm
    “Being an entomologist, I only had one request from our wedding photographer. This.” (via source) “Being an entomologist, I only had one request from our wedding photographer. This.” (via source) The post Bug Spray appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Recreating The Awkwardness

    Kailee Graves
    2 Sep 2015 | 11:02 pm
    “For my dad’s 50th birthday, my siblings and I decided to recreate a few old family photos….” (via source) “For my dad’s 50th birthday, my siblings and I decided to recreate a few old family photos….” (via source) The post Recreating The Awkwardness appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • The Bridge

    awkward
    2 Sep 2015 | 4:37 pm
    “Hey girls, stand by your dad while I take a photo! What the hell was my mom looking at when she took this photo? Apparently, not the fact that my dad appears to be naked with 2 little girls next to him!” (submitted by Colleen) “Hey girls, stand by your dad while I take a photo! What the hell was my mom looking at when she took this photo? Apparently, not the fact that my dad appears to be naked with 2 little girls next to him!” (submitted by Colleen) The post The Bridge appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Unfortunate Head Placement

    awkward
    2 Sep 2015 | 4:33 pm
    “We were in the hot tub and my cousin posed behind mother, covering his speedo.” (submitted by Julie) “We were in the hot tub and my cousin posed behind mother, covering his speedo.” (submitted by Julie) The post Unfortunate Head Placement appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • First And Second

    Kailee Graves
    2 Sep 2015 | 4:23 pm
    “See if you can tell which picture is the first day of school and which is the second.” (via source) “See if you can tell which picture is the first day of school and which is the second.” (via source) The post First And Second appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
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  • You miss turn

    engrishwebmaster
    3 Sep 2015 | 1:00 am
    Here map. Photo courtesy of Ini. Stationery found in Tokyo.
  • Any place but here…

    engrishwebmaster
    2 Sep 2015 | 4:00 am
    Don’t push the button marked ‘?’ Photo courtesy of Mahla, Caz, and Kenz. Found in a hotel in Hong Kong. 
  • Have a little grabitude.

    engrishwebmaster
    1 Sep 2015 | 4:00 am
    Grabmeat for those on the go! Photo courtesy of Catt Tirabassi. From a Japanese restaurant in Thailand.
  • Under severance

    engrishwebmaster
    31 Aug 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Dave Kliman. Found in Chinatown, NYC.
  • Only Hades Members understand…

    engrishwebmaster
    30 Aug 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Karen McWiggins. Car spotted in Korea.
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  • What to do if Your Cosmetic Surgery is Not What You Expected

    Andrew
    16 Aug 2015 | 1:51 am
    Because you wanted to look your best and perhaps increase your effectiveness in the workplace you elected to undergo cosmetic surgery just like many people here in the UK have been doing in increasing numbers. If your surgery went terribly wrong and you didn’t get the results that you were promised, you can suffer financial, emotional, and physical damage that entitles you to compensation that can help alleviate your suffering. When you are experiencing stress caused by a negligent surgeon who did not perform the surgery as was indicated that they would, it’s time to seek the counsel of a…
  • Writing Your Dissertation One Step at a Time

    Andrew
    24 Jul 2015 | 1:39 am
    Many students feel overwhelmed when faced with their masters dissertation. It could be that for the past few years you’ve been anticipating your dissertation with some excitement but now that it’s an actual reality, you feel anxious and out of your depth. This is all so normal that you can take a deep breath right now and accept that you’re not the only one to feel this way. https://plixs.com/images/stairs-black-white-11049.html Preparing to take your first step Your first step towards your masters dissertation is writing your proposal. This is an incredibly important step because it is…
  • The Benefits of Buying Energy Efficient Windows

    Andrew
    17 Jul 2015 | 3:04 pm
    You work hard for your money and finding ways to save more and become energy efficient can begin with replacement windows for your home. If you have an older home, your windows may be outdated, damaged, and costing you more money than they should. Once you take a walk around your home and inspect the windows that you have, you may find that you need to begin the process of learning more about windows so that you can get good value for the investment that you are making in your home. The benefits that come with buying energy efficient windows can convince you that now is the time to start this…
  • 3 stylish ways to improve your workplace

    Andrew
    2 Jul 2015 | 7:07 am
    No building is perfect from the moment you enter. And when you’re purchasing a workplace, you can’t settle for it “out of the box”, so to speak. Instead, your initial startup phase will be a process of design and redesign, until your premises is just-so. After all, without the right look you’ll never enjoy the clients you deserve. As shallow as it seems, first impressions are vital to maximising profits. If your client walks into a workplace or meeting room with the panache of a rubbish tip, they’ll head straight for the door before you can even fetch them a complementary coffee.
  • Elon Musk Vs New Jersey

    Andrew
    28 Jun 2015 | 7:53 pm
    UAB Business Degrees Online
 
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  • Ducks Just Wanna Have Fun (Vine)

    Duckers
    8 Aug 2015 | 11:42 pm
    Cute Vine by Isaac Easton The post Ducks Just Wanna Have Fun (Vine) appeared first on Viralister.
  • The Danger of Selfie Sticks

    Duckers
    5 Aug 2015 | 12:13 am
    People. Be warned. Selfie sticks are dangerous. “These egotistical specimens of visual self-obsession are in danger. Help protect them by sharing this video with any fabulous narce artists who suffer from selfie stick abuse. Pizza Hut is a supporter of those suffering from selfie stick abuse.” PizzaHut The post The Danger of Selfie Sticks appeared first on Viralister.
  • The Wait is Over! The Hoverboard is Finally REAL – Introducing SLIDE by Lexus

    Duckers
    4 Aug 2015 | 11:23 pm
    Lexus, the luxury car company, has finally turned Marty McFly’s hoverboard (from Back to the Future II) into reality. It’s called SLIDE. And it looks amazing. “Like all Lexus design, the board’s design features a balance of crafted details, modern materials and technical innovation. Inspired by classic skateboarding and Lexus design principles, the result is the perfect balance of the natural and high tech.” How’s it done? How does the board levitate above ground? It uses magnetic levitation and nitrogen-cooled superconductors to create the effect. You can…
  • News Reporting F*ck Ups

    Duckers
    4 Aug 2015 | 10:29 pm
    Watch news reporters and anchors make some seriously funny f*ck ups in this short video montage. Xplicit Nation TV The post News Reporting F*ck Ups appeared first on Viralister.
  • How They Make Decorative Candles

    Duckers
    4 Aug 2015 | 10:20 pm
    Ever wondered how they make decorative candles? It’s not an easy skill. It takes many months to learn, and years to master. Watch the video to see how it’s done. Moe Sal The post How They Make Decorative Candles appeared first on Viralister.
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  • Amazon Fresh Likely To Launch In The UK, But What Is It?

    Dan
    2 Sep 2015 | 1:00 am
    Amazon Fresh launched in certain areas of the United States with considerable success. It's likely it will reach the UK soon too. But what is Amazon Fresh?The post Amazon Fresh Likely To Launch In The UK, But What Is It? appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How To Use Asda’s Price Guarantee And Get The Best Deal

    Dan
    27 Aug 2015 | 8:39 am
    Asda's Price Guarantee service makes a promise to customers: you will never be beaten by its major competitors on price.The post How To Use Asda’s Price Guarantee And Get The Best Deal appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Santander’s New Kitti App Makes Collecting Money Smarter

    Dan
    20 Aug 2015 | 8:22 am
    Santander has developed a unique app, the first of its kind in the United Kingdom, that makes collecting a "kitty" of money smarter than ever before.The post Santander’s New Kitti App Makes Collecting Money Smarter appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How to Report Suspected Cruelty to the RSPCA

    Daniel Goss
    19 Aug 2015 | 3:04 am
    If you suspect an animal is being cruelly treated, you can report it to the RSPCA using these simple steps.The post How to Report Suspected Cruelty to the RSPCA appeared first on Number Direct.
  • How to Use Gumtree Like a Pro

    Daniel Goss
    14 Aug 2015 | 8:04 am
    Gumtree can be an amazing service for buying and selling online, if you know how to post a really great ad...The post How to Use Gumtree Like a Pro appeared first on Number Direct.
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  • Bed Bugs on the Move!

    1 Sep 2015 | 5:12 am
    by The Man-MaidScience!DoubleThink Publication caters to readers in search of off-beat news: covert ops, secret pictures, startling facts, sexy gossip, and other prurient materials. This piece is disgusting, but not one of them. Rather it is a personal chronicle of one individual's experience in humanity's longest-running war, Homo domesticus v Cimex lectularius Linnaeus, aka Mankind v Bed-Bugs. It is an endless conflict that we're losing.Bedbug (photo X10 enlarged)One US Environmental Protection Agency report has established that if forty bed-bugs are placed in a room with a mild temperature…
  • An Educated Batterer is a Better Batterer

    28 Aug 2015 | 12:48 pm
    Couples exiting a domestic abuse case seldom pick up the phone a second time. by Homeless TMONDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2009, CEDAR RAPIDS, IA: A restatement of his crime--and his contrition in light of what he has learned over the course of 16 two-hour class sessions--marked Homeless T's completion of the Monday evening Batterers Education Program (BEP) at Wellington House in southeast Cedar Rapids, IA.In November of 2007, Homeless T inflicted a hair-line fracture on the top joint of his then-fiance's pinky finger during a tussle over the house-key to their newly rented house. The…
  • Joan E: Hold Out for the Best Offer, Sister!

    14 Aug 2015 | 1:31 pm
    by Joan E ThurmanS-E-X results in besmirched status for college women (and graduates) if given freely. Yet females as well as males struggle with libidinal stirrings. If you absolutely need to satisfy your physical urges, do it yourself. Before running the risk of a lifelong STD, pregnancy--or the paradox of being labeled a 'skank' or 'slut', by the same guy who was so charming the night before--think!!Girls like the younger me and perhaps the present you--ranging from the reader whose earnest correspondence arrived scrawled on a long swathe of receipt paper (pictured right), to the…
  • Homeless Like Me: Hotel Toledo 2010

    4 Aug 2015 | 11:12 pm
    641-484-2808Rooms start at $50.00 weekly by Homeless T10 August 2010. Toledo, Iowa: The perpetual wanderer has taken a job as a hotel maid at the vintage Hotel Toledo. In exchange for his bed and Pepsi, he tackles the jobs most hotel maids won't touch.  Homeless T's main incentive to rub, scrub, sweep and toil is the carton of mentholated ciggy-butts, Smokin' Hoe's by name, that the owner of the Hotel Toledo keeps in his refrigerator. He doles out a pack for work well-done. Oh, the thrill of it all! Shelter! Work! Smokin' Hoes!It ain't very glamorous, but in some, it builds…
  • Chix Flix, Snack Mix, and Martinis Say a Lot about a First Date, Girls

    11 Jul 2015 | 2:09 am
    by Joan E ThurmanIt's the first time you've invited him up to your place for an evening alone together, just you and him. Tonight you'll get a good long look at the real man. Is he secure enough in his manhood to let go of the NFL for a while, and participate in the civilized things you treasure? The first evening alone is very important.  You've known him for months. He is rich and good looking, so he has a good start on winning your hand for the life-long legal contract otherwise known as the first marriage.My conscious choice to serve him casual vegetarian munchies, sweet,…
 
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