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  • 3-Year-Old Has a Pretty Firm Grasp on the Complexities of Child Birth

    FAIL Blog
    3 Jul 2015 | 2:23 pm
    Submitted by: (via Laxmi Birla) Tagged: kids , parenting , birth , Video Share on Facebook
  • Rusty says FML

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    Rusty
    3 Jul 2015 | 12:02 pm
    Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
  • Well, That Was Unexpected

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    jason
    3 Jul 2015 | 9:01 am
  • Let This Baby Monkey Show You How Keep It Cool

    Daily Squee
    3 Jul 2015 | 8:00 am
    Kool it now... #kool #koolin #koolout pic.twitter.com/XJHAP3FhvO— Upper Playground (@upperplayground) June 29, 2015 Submitted by: (via @upperplayground) Tagged: cute , monkey , Video Share on Facebook
  • Lego Brownie Bummer

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    robyn
    11 Jun 2015 | 8:00 am
    All you need to make cute Lego-themed brownies, like these documented on Rindy Mae, are brownies, frosting in bright Lego colors, and mini M&Ms. As Glam Girls Rachel and Leah found out, you also might need to make sure your brownies are cut into actual rectangles. And, you know, a teeny bit symmetrical. Lego brownies? #PinterestFail pic.twitter.com/LDSvy6KMPH — glam girls (@glamourdolls2) May 27, 2015 Even if they don’t fit together like Legos, I’m sure they fit into people’s mouths JUST FINE. For more sticky situations, see what Robyn’s up to on Hollow Tree…
 
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  • Rusty says FML

    Rusty
    3 Jul 2015 | 12:02 pm
    Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
  • worriedman says FML

    worriedman
    3 Jul 2015 | 8:52 am
    Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML
  • jasondrags says FML

    jasondrags
    3 Jul 2015 | 6:42 am
    Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML
  • NeedMoreFriends says FML

    NeedMoreFriends
    3 Jul 2015 | 3:30 am
    Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    3 Jul 2015 | 2:09 am
    Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
 
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  • Lego Brownie Bummer

    robyn
    11 Jun 2015 | 8:00 am
    All you need to make cute Lego-themed brownies, like these documented on Rindy Mae, are brownies, frosting in bright Lego colors, and mini M&Ms. As Glam Girls Rachel and Leah found out, you also might need to make sure your brownies are cut into actual rectangles. And, you know, a teeny bit symmetrical. Lego brownies? #PinterestFail pic.twitter.com/LDSvy6KMPH — glam girls (@glamourdolls2) May 27, 2015 Even if they don’t fit together like Legos, I’m sure they fit into people’s mouths JUST FINE. For more sticky situations, see what Robyn’s up to on Hollow Tree…
  • Beach Ball Balloon Arch – Nailed It

    robyn
    9 Jun 2015 | 8:00 am
    You’ll see these beach ball balloon arches on Pinterest all the time – most of the time you’ll only find a photo, though, since it *seems* like something you could figure out how to make just by looking at it. But if you’re into things like “instructions” and “having a clue about what you’re supposed to be doing,” wikiHow has a tutorial that actually seems doable. And what a festive addition to any party! Still, one thing you definitely CAN tell just by looking at it is that there are probably 8,352 things that could go wrong with its…
  • This Is the Icing On the Pinterest Cake

    robyn
    2 Jun 2015 | 8:00 am
    According to many sources on Pinterest, regular frosting can be warmed up and poured over a cake, creating faux fondant without the fuss! This post and photo showing the easiest way to frost a cake ever by Sweet C’s Designs illustrate just how beautiful the results can be! However, not everyone (Instagrammer Tabytha, for example) has luck with the technique… I don't know if anyone has heard of the thing on Pinterest where they say you can heat up a can of store bought frosting and then pour it over the cake and it will dry like fondant… that doesn't work. In fact it…
  • Berry Bursted Ice Cubes

    robyn
    28 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    This image of delicious berries embedded in ice cubes is circulating the Internet without a source, but it’s inspiring people all over Pinterest to make fruity cubes for freshening up their water. However, you might recall another berry/ice combo that turned into bungled blueberry cubes, so you can probably see where this is going… Once again we see a blueberry-splosion, this time brought to us by Morgan on her Instagram account, @iwishihadapenguinfriend. After out last brush with berry cubes I assumed blueberries just couldn’t be frozen (since the inspiration for those…
  • Crumpled Up Canadian Cake

    robyn
    26 May 2015 | 8:00 am
    As we spread our crafty wings and try new projects (not always successfully), it’s important to remember that sometimes even a gifted, experienced crafter or baker can fail. Sometimes they can even fail at THEIR OWN PROJECT. Take Tamara, for example, who adapted a recipe to transfer a design onto a cake and ended up creating some really cool NHL Playoff Puck Brownies. She started by drawing her design in reverse using batter on parchment paper, freezing her work, then pouring brownie batter over the whole thing and baking. Later, she used the same concept to bake up a first day of…
 
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  • The Reaction

    awkward
    3 Jul 2015 | 1:22 pm
    Save your receipt. (submitted by Mike) Save your receipt. (submitted by Mike) The post The Reaction appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Fall From Grace

    awkward
    3 Jul 2015 | 11:18 am
    “My friend taking a patriotic family picture.” (via source) “My friend taking a patriotic family picture.” (via source) The post Fall From Grace appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Finger Puppet

    awkward
    3 Jul 2015 | 11:11 am
    “Mom’s howling because I ruined the family picture with everyone’s ‘best face’.” (via source) “Mom’s howling because I ruined the family picture with everyone’s ‘best face’.” (via source) The post Finger Puppet appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Jorts

    awkward
    3 Jul 2015 | 11:02 am
    “70′s jorts action shot.” (submitted by Lisa) “70′s jorts action shot.” (submitted by Lisa) The post Jorts appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Brothers Exchange Same Birthday Card For 40 Years

    Kailee Graves
    3 Jul 2015 | 10:30 am
    Brothers Jeff and Ron have been exchanging the same birthday card since 1973. Talk about recycling. (via source) Brothers Jeff and Ron have been exchanging the same birthday card since 1973. Talk about recycling. (via source) The post Brothers Exchange Same Birthday Card For 40 Years appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
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  • In Phang Nga Bay

    engrishwebmaster
    3 Jul 2015 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Alfredo Jr Dulfo. Found in Phuket, Thailand. 
  • Still illegal in 26 countries.

    engrishwebmaster
    2 Jul 2015 | 4:00 am
    I get nervous when those words are next to each other. Photo courtesy of Andrew Cook. Found on menu in Shanghai, China.
  • Buy this! It’s your odor

    engrishwebmaster
    1 Jul 2015 | 4:00 am
    That’s how it works. Photo courtesy of Eric Norris. Shirt found in Japan. 
  • Used shoes

    engrishwebmaster
    30 Jun 2015 | 4:00 am
    They’ve got a nose for business… Photo courtesy of Rick Banville. Found in Seoul, Korea.
  • Omnisciently delicious!

    engrishwebmaster
    29 Jun 2015 | 4:00 am
    Powerful good!
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  • 3 stylish ways to improve your workplace

    Andrew
    2 Jul 2015 | 7:07 am
    No building is perfect from the moment you enter. And when you’re purchasing a workplace, you can’t settle for it “out of the box”, so to speak. Instead, your initial startup phase will be a process of design and redesign, until your premises is just-so. After all, without the right look you’ll never enjoy the clients you deserve. As shallow as it seems, first impressions are vital to maximising profits. If your client walks into a workplace or meeting room with the panache of a rubbish tip, they’ll head straight for the door before you can even fetch them a complementary coffee.
  • Elon Musk Vs New Jersey

    Andrew
    28 Jun 2015 | 7:53 pm
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  • Protecting Your Employees Is In Your Best Interest

    Andrew
    12 Jun 2015 | 6:21 am
    There is something that business owners must understand. For a large part of the day, their employees well being is their responsibility. They need to look after them and protect them as best they can from any harm. Apart from moral reasons, why is it in your best interest to look after your employees? Image Source You Rely On Them Your business functioning correctly is dependent on your employees being at the top of their game. This means you should have them using the best possible equipment. But you should also ensure they are not at risk from any physical or mental pain. For example, let…
  • Five Bathroom Renovation Tips

    Andrew
    11 Jun 2015 | 9:59 am
    A bathroom is a very important room in the home. It needs to cater to many people and provide a tranquil space that promotes relaxation. It is possible to get an incredible bathroom even with a limited budget thanks to excellent bathroom suite designs and plenty of different options available from companies such as http://www.jtspas.co.uk. However, before you rush to update your bathroom, have a read through these tips below, they will help you to make the best use of the space. Focus on the Needs of the Family A small bowl sink might really appeal to you on a style level, but is it really…
  • You have just graduated – what next?

    Andrew
    25 May 2015 | 6:23 pm
    It may have been a long hard slog, but you finally made it through your finals and have the prized degree or other qualification in your pocket. But what next? The transition from the world of schools and learning that you are likely to have known from the age of five has come to an end and you are cast out into a competitive and, at times, cut-throat real world of job hunting, interviews and – hopefully – that long-awaited first appointment. Where to start? It is little wonder that you might need to ask, but the good news is that there are quite a number of potentially rich seams to tap:…
 
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  • What To Look For When Test Driving A Vauxhall Car

    Dan
    2 Jul 2015 | 2:58 am
    It can be tough to know which make of Vauxhall car is best suited for your needs. Here's our guide to everything you need to know when taking a test drive.The post What To Look For When Test Driving A Vauxhall Car appeared first on Number Direct.
  • RSPCA Launches New Venture To Improve Farm Animal Lives

    Dan
    26 Jun 2015 | 2:47 am
    RSPCA is launching a new way to improving the lives of farm animals across the United Kingdom. They hope over 100 million animals will benefit from it.The post RSPCA Launches New Venture To Improve Farm Animal Lives appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Taking The Perfect Photo For Your Online Dating Profile On Match.com

    Dan
    24 Jun 2015 | 5:58 am
    Not getting your Match.com profile pic right is one of the most common online dating mistakes. We have tips on taking photos that will help you find the perfect match.The post Taking The Perfect Photo For Your Online Dating Profile On Match.com appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Comparing The Delivery Options With Parcel2Go

    Dan
    22 Jun 2015 | 9:00 am
    Parcel2Go has express delivery and economy services taking packages from the UK across the world. We compare the services so you know exactly what to expect.The post Comparing The Delivery Options With Parcel2Go appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Everything You Need To Know About Personal Finance With Littlewoods

    Kathryn Kearns
    22 Jun 2015 | 4:36 am
    Life is expensive, and sometimes we all need a little extra help. But before you look to the banks for the credit cards and personal loans, why not try Littlewoods? The post Everything You Need To Know About Personal Finance With Littlewoods appeared first on Number Direct.
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  • Attitude Adjustment Time for the Man Maid

    3 Jul 2015 | 7:05 pm
    by the Man-MaidDuring my giddy days as a part-time male motel- housekeeper, I would sometimes lose perspective on my life. I began to resent the lack of respect and recognition given me for the high-quality deep-cleaning I regularly did on the rooms and suites of the 9-unit motel that employed me. I did my best, just like my mama taught me.I felt like a chump to accept the 60's-era wages I received. I felt--well, I was too educated and special to be scrubbing toilets and changing sheets. There was nobody around to appreciate my greatness, etc.I was getting in better physical…
  • New ABC's for a New Detroit

    30 Jun 2015 | 12:25 am
    Introduction excerpted from "The New Yorker Magazine" of January 27, 2014L Brooks Pattersen When I asked him how Detroit might fix its financial problems, he said, “I made a prediction a long time ago, and it’s come to pass. I said, ‘What we’re gonna do is turn Detroit into an Indian reservation, where we herd all the Indians into the city, build a fence around it, and then throw in the blankets and corn.’ ”The good news is that Native America might be persuaded to accept Detroit back into the fold, making it once again part of their lands, and inducting current…
  • Dance, Man of Dust

    29 Jun 2015 | 2:02 am
    by Thomas GeorgeShadow Selfy w/SodaThe means I relied upon all turned on me, switching directions while I gamboled free.I swore that I'd ridden them true to an end, but as it turned out, I am starting again,crossing alone the inglorious line of a race run backward, in turned-around time.Flouting the rules of proper directionwon for me infamy's most snide rejection.I saddle my tortoise for one final ride,  and realize sadly the ancient has died.Now that at last he's returned to the earththis shell of disinterest will tally his worth.Dance, man of dust, in your bootless…
  • Ris Puddic forto Svellan Gudrun

    27 Jun 2015 | 7:56 pm
    by Joan E ThurmanWhen some single working women of the 21st-century come home at the end of the day, it is to an empty space. She never was the type to take whatever she could get, so now she makes whatever she gets for herself.Presently she takes comfort. A bowl of rice pudding ringed with cherries waits for her in the coolest place she knows. She does not gobble it down. Instead, she licks each dip of pudding from the spoon, first back and then front, languorously, until the metal shines.Ris Puddic!This may be as good as it gets, she reflects. Pudding and a long week-end stretch out before…
  • Suicide for the Fatally Stylish

    27 Jun 2015 | 12:00 am
    by Thomas GeorgeDespair of living commonly blunders, confounding transient states--like homelessness,doughlessness,love cast asunder--with permanently miserable Fates.You seek to trade your sad life infor death's deluded opportunityYou ransack drawers for guns and poison,and act most luna-toonily.Manners suggest we all refrainfrom putting a bullet into our brain.Life today may be a flop,but blowing your head off will notmake you any more popular,it will only make you dead;you'll be Napoleon, all right--a blown-apart messwelcome as bedbugs in Baby's bed;Get laid, get drunk, get stoned…
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