Fail

  • Most Topular Stories

  • You Got Me This Time, Dog

    FAIL Blog
    17 May 2013 | 8:00 pm
    Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: supermarket , pets , cars , funny , g rated , AutocoWrecks Share on Facebook

  • moo... says FML

    FMyLife
    moo...
    17 May 2013 | 7:59 pm
    Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

  • Freshly Pressed: Friday Faves

    WordPress.com News
    Cheri Lucas Rowlands
    17 May 2013 | 9:00 am
    An ode to a father, a story of growing up with two mothers, a request for a cloak of visibility, and a reflection on goodbyes. Here are four Freshly Pressed standouts from this week — all quite personal pieces that have resonated with many readers. Go ahead and dive in: Why I Don’t Diet — An Ode to My Father My father spent his years fighting his size, wishing he was smaller, weaker, less of a giant. He was taught to hate his body, and he was ashamed of the amount of space he took up. But he passed his strength to me, and I won’t squander my inheritance. I will not let…

  • Closing the Door Fail

    EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories
    jason
    18 May 2013 | 12:50 am

  • Timber!

    FAIL PICTURES
    admin
    17 May 2013 | 3:08 am
    cc licensed shared by EpicFail (c) 2013 That house needed a kitchen remodel, anyway.
 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    FMyLife

  • moo... says FML

    moo...
    17 May 2013 | 7:59 pm
    Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

  • well great. says FML

    well great.
    17 May 2013 | 3:28 pm
    Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML

  • -1 friend says FML

    -1 friend
    17 May 2013 | 2:16 pm
    Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

  • sprainedankle says FML

    sprainedankle
    17 May 2013 | 1:49 pm
    Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    17 May 2013 | 1:10 pm
    Today, I went to a local Indian takeaway, since I'm from India originally, and none of my friends speak Hindi. I went up to the counter and placed my order in Hindi with the seemingly Indian owner. He gave me a weird look and said, "Huh? Speak English, ya rimjob." FML
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    WordPress.com News

  • Freshly Pressed: Friday Faves

    Cheri Lucas Rowlands
    17 May 2013 | 9:00 am
    An ode to a father, a story of growing up with two mothers, a request for a cloak of visibility, and a reflection on goodbyes. Here are four Freshly Pressed standouts from this week — all quite personal pieces that have resonated with many readers. Go ahead and dive in: Why I Don’t Diet — An Ode to My Father My father spent his years fighting his size, wishing he was smaller, weaker, less of a giant. He was taught to hate his body, and he was ashamed of the amount of space he took up. But he passed his strength to me, and I won’t squander my inheritance. I will not let…

  • New Theme: Snap

    Nate Schaumburg
    16 May 2013 | 10:00 am
    Happy Theme Thursday! Sharing and managing your work online should be easy, and today I’m thrilled to announce a new theme from our friends at The Theme Foundry that helps you do just that! Snap is a responsive, lightweight, and minimalist theme that makes it easy to feature your projects. Snap’s clean grid based blog layout and configurable page templates also make it incredibly flexible. Snap: Home Page Read more about Snap in the Theme Showcase, or test drive it for yourself by going to Appearance → Themes in your Dashboard.

  • Widget Visibility and You

    Christopher Finke
    15 May 2013 | 7:00 am
    Since the dawn of time, humankind has yearned for control. While we can’t give you more control over most of your life, we can give you more control over your widgets. And today, with the new widget visibility tool, you can configure your widgets to be shown or hidden only on certain pages. Widgets are a way to add new content (like your Twitter stream, a tag cloud, or a link to your blog archives) in the sidebar, header, or footer of your site. To see the widgets you have available to you, log in to your WordPress.com dashboard and click on Appearance » Widgets. To add a widget,…

  • Websites for the Greater Good: Non-Profits on WordPress.com

    michelle w.
    14 May 2013 | 11:47 am
    All kinds of organizations make their home on WordPress.com: small businesses, municipalities, religious organizations, schools, community groups. We also provide an online HQ for quite a few non-profits, from the global to the hyperlocal. They turn to WordPress.com for an easy-to-use, low cost solution that gets them an effective web presence without diverting thousands of dollars from their missions: helping others. Here are just a few of the organizations that call WordPress.com home, and some of the ways they’ve used WordPress.com to create compelling sites that tell their stories…

  • Five Minutes with Philip Arthur Moore

    Lauren Orsini
    13 May 2013 | 9:30 am
    Every few weeks, we’re sitting down with an Automattician to help you get to know the people who work behind the scenes to build new features, keep Automattic running, and make WordPress.com the best it can be. This week, we’re very pleased to introduce you to Mr. Philip Arthur Moore: Theme Broker, global nomad, and emoticon expert. What kinds of awesome things do you do at Automattic? Philip Arthur Moore I’m currently the Premium Theme Team lead at WordPress.com. The majority of my waking hours are spent feverishly obsessing over making premium themes a world-class experience for…
 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    FAIL PICTURES

  • Timber!

    admin
    17 May 2013 | 3:08 am
    cc licensed shared by EpicFail (c) 2013 That house needed a kitchen remodel, anyway.

  • Boyfriend Fail

    admin
    16 May 2013 | 2:17 am
    cc licensed shared by Theyfailed (c) 2013 And they say chivalry is dead.

  • Forever Alone!

    admin
    15 May 2013 | 3:13 am
    cc licensed shared by EpicFail (c) 2013 “All I need is me, myself and I” has never been more accurate.

  • Bike Fail

    admin
    14 May 2013 | 4:01 am
    cc licensed shared by Theyfailed (c) 2013 Perhaps a tandem bicycle might work better.

  • Super-Size It

    admin
    13 May 2013 | 3:54 am
    cc licensed shared by Theyfailed (c) 2013 Would you like fries with that?
 
 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    Daily Squee

  • Fluffy Cow Is Fluffy

    17 May 2013 | 2:00 pm
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown (via Reddit) Tagged: cow , Fluffy Share on Facebook

  • Squee Spree: Lion vs. Leopard

    17 May 2013 | 1:00 pm
    Top image from: Svenimal Bottom image from: Wendysalisbury This week's squee spree is all about the big cats. Will the King of the Jungle's elegance win the day, or will it be the stately beauty of the Leopard? You decide! Squee Spree! What will it be? Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: leopard , lion , big cats , squee spree Share on Facebook

  • Get Your Nom On

    17 May 2013 | 12:00 pm
    Squee! Spotter: Unknown Tagged: omnomnom , bunny Share on Facebook

  • Tortellini's First Jingle Ball Toy

    17 May 2013 | 10:00 am
    AlleyCatsandAngelsofNC says The jingle ball is nearly the size of her teeny tiny head! Squee! Spotter: AlleyCatsandAngelsofNC (via Facebook) Tagged: toy , jingle , kitten Share on Facebook

  • Hamster is Perplexed by Tube

    17 May 2013 | 6:30 am
    Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: gifs , critters , cute , hamsters , tubes , funny Share on Facebook
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    Parent Fail

  • Baby Car Accident

    adminz
    17 May 2013 | 1:56 pm
    I Not only are these parents putting their child’s safety in danger for entertainment, the cackle (not laugh but cackle) when the child is hurt and crying makes this an ultimate fail. Link sent by Julie T. (via CollegeHumor) Here are some other auto related parent fails: Kid Falls From Car Baby Seat Safety Fail Car Ride Toddler Seat Belt Baby Car Seat Kid in car (NSFW)            

  • Baby Likes To ‘Wine’

    adminz
    16 May 2013 | 1:38 pm
    Calling all future Alcoholics Anonymous Members. Here are some of our other favorite future alcoholics: Beer Twins Beer Drinking Kid Party Time…Excellent! Beer Mom Sent in by Zack T. (via People of Walmart)

  • Beer Twins

    adminz
    15 May 2013 | 1:15 pm
    Aw alcoholism is so cute… Sent in by Kate H.

  • Flipping the Birdie

    admin
    14 May 2013 | 1:13 pm
    Yeah it’s really funny until she does it at Church or to Grandma. Submitted by: hahu

  • Luggage Carrier

    admin
    13 May 2013 | 1:08 pm
    When you think of your child in its stroller as a convenient luggage rack and overlook the fact that your luggage is smashing your child and they have probably passed out due to lack of oxygen and can’t even cry out for help, you are a failure. Using their kids as carriers is a popular trend for failure parents. This dad mistook his child for a grocery cart. These parents forgot the kid was in the cart and filled it with junk. These parents were so obsessed with their shopping binge they used the kid to prop their junk on in the cart. Sent in by Mike T.
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    Fail Funnies

  • Bear And Monkey Race Fail

    ZOMFG
    11 May 2013 | 6:08 pm
    For more Fails and Fail Funnies, check out www.failfunnies.com for our latest updates. The post Bear And Monkey Race Fail appeared first on Fail Funnies.

  • Away From Home Funny

    ZOMFG
    11 May 2013 | 5:59 pm
    For more Fails and Fail Funnies, check out www.failfunnies.com for our latest updates. The post Away From Home Funny appeared first on Fail Funnies.

  • Marilize Leguana Meme

    ZOMFG
    30 Mar 2013 | 6:00 am
    For more Fails and Fail Funnies, check out www.failfunnies.com for our latest updates. Recent Fail Videos Bear And Monkey Race Fail ... Michigan Porn Robbery Fail ... The post Marilize Leguana Meme appeared first on Fail Funnies.

  • Carpal Tunnel Meme

    ZOMFG
    29 Mar 2013 | 6:00 am
    For more Fails and Fail Funnies, check out www.failfunnies.com for our latest updates. Recent Fail Videos Bear And Monkey Race Fail ... Michigan Porn Robbery Fail ... The post Carpal Tunnel Meme appeared first on Fail Funnies.

  • Trip In Front Of A Cute Girl Meme

    ZOMFG
    28 Mar 2013 | 6:00 am
    For more Fails and Fail Funnies, check out www.failfunnies.com for our latest updates. Recent Fail Videos Bear And Monkey Race Fail ... Michigan Porn Robbery Fail ... The post Trip In Front Of A Cute Girl Meme appeared first on Fail Funnies.
 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    CraftFail

  • Laughable Lampshade

    robyn
    15 May 2013 | 8:00 am
    Sometimes, without warning, stuff around the house just falls apart. Sometimes it happens gradually, but we get used to seeing our familiar crumbling junk all around us and ignore it, occasionally thinking, “Hmm, at some point I should possibly consider doing something about that.” Whatever – no judgement here. I’ve been meaning to replace the broken trim in my hallway for two years now, but everybody knows I won’t do it until I try to sell the house and my realtor tells me I have to. Anyway, my point is that reader Sophie, of Welcome To Amateur Hour, finally got…

  • Wormy Applesauce Cupcakes

    cyndi
    13 May 2013 | 8:00 am
    Sometimes you just want to be the teacher’s pet. Gone are the days when a student brings an apple to the teacher’s desk. Now, students get their moms to bake applesauce cupcakes. Normally you wouldn’t want worms in your apples, but for these cupcakes, they take center stage. Green gummy goodness. And just look at the icing.  It totally reminds you of those Red Delicious apples.  You could probably even change the color to a pastel green to get a Granny Smith effect. When reader Agi decided to make these for her son’s birthday, she was going for the Red Delicious…

  • Dark Chocolate Cupcakes of Darkness

    robyn
    10 May 2013 | 8:00 am
    There’s no questioning the perfection of these dark chocolate cupcakes from taste.com.au. Their recipe calls for dark chocolate in the cake AND in the ganache. Pro tip: “Ganache” sounds kind of dirty if you’re as immature as I am, but is actually a French word meaning, “Look! We found another way to cram more chocolate into this dessert!” Reader Brenda saw these and, understandably, couldn’t wait to give them a try. The instructions only have four steps, which mostly just involve mixing the ingredients together. Seems simple enough! Oh, dear. It looks…

  • Chewy Nutella Cookie – Nailed It

    robyn
    8 May 2013 | 8:00 am
    Where have these chewy Nutella cookies from Lovin’ From the Oven been all my life? And more importantly, why am I not eating one or twelve of them right now? Probably because my cookie sheet would come out of the oven looking just like this faithful CraftFail reader’s, who baked her batch even though she knew her dough left something to be desired. Hang on a second, this might actually be an improvement! Personally, I’ve never once baked a batch of cookies that didn’t all run together, yet it surprises me every time – so the fact that this reader sort of…

  • Slime Sludge

    robyn
    6 May 2013 | 8:00 am
    It’s no secret that kids love stuff that’s gross. They laugh at jokes about boogers, eat gummy candy shaped like worms, and want to keep loosely-capped jars full of insects as pets. So it’s no surprise that something like this stretchy rainbow slime from Tot Treasures is a big hit with the little ones. When her entire brood started to come down with the flu at once, reader Kirsta figured some slime would be just the thing to cheer them up – because only a child could have a woozy tummy and actually feel better after playing with some oozy goop the texture of snot.
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

  • Behind The Awkwardness: That Magic Moment

    awkward
    17 May 2013 | 4:22 pm
    “Where to start…the wind blowing my hair into my mouth the exact moment of our kiss? My husband’s amazing glowing mullet? Our preacher digging the moment? I just can’t decide!” (submitted by Fran)     

  • Camera Shy

    awkward
    17 May 2013 | 11:46 am
    Nailed it. (submitted by Angelica)     

  • It’s A Boy!

    awkward
    17 May 2013 | 9:23 am
    Apparently, she had scheduled a C-section. (submitted by L)     

  • The Scream 2

    awkward
    16 May 2013 | 5:04 pm
    Smile. (submitted by Kristen)     

  • Brideshelf

    awkward
    16 May 2013 | 12:03 pm
    It’s your big day, so take a load off. (submitted by Nicole)     
 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    Engrish.com

  • Bothering only

    engrishwebmaster
    17 May 2013 | 4:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Kent Ruggles. Found at marine museum in Beihai, China. 

  • Maybe a two-night stand

    engrishwebmaster
    16 May 2013 | 4:00 am
    Please enjoy our feet high club. Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma. Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

  • Grow a pair

    engrishwebmaster
    15 May 2013 | 4:00 am
    Put a little feeling in it. Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman. Found in LiJiang, China.

  • You want lives? We got lives

    engrishwebmaster
    14 May 2013 | 4:00 am
    I swear we don’t want to drink your blood! Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts. Found in China. 

  • He deserved it

    engrishwebmaster
    13 May 2013 | 4:00 am
    Patty had it easy… Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek. Menu found at Moscow Airport restaurant. 
  • add this feed to my.Alltop

    Fail Videos | Fail Images | Today's BIG Fail

  • Jeep Swamp Crossing

    16 May 2013 | 5:00 pm
    Jeeps are built to last and can often drive through water without thinking twice, but I don't think they were designed to be submarines.

  • Milk Smashing

    15 May 2013 | 5:00 pm
    These idiots try to re-create a recent viral video where they run into a shop and throw a couple of Milk containers to the floor. Hopefully he did break his jaw, moron!

  • Woman Grenade

    14 May 2013 | 5:00 pm
    There's few things I'd trust a woman with and a live grenade is definitely not one of them! It's a good job those soldiers had such quick reactions.

  • Potato Gun

    11 May 2013 | 5:00 pm
    We've all probably seen videos of these home made potato guns, so it was only time until a video emerged of one exploding in the hands of someone!

  • Dock Jump

    9 May 2013 | 5:00 pm
    A new phase of parkour has emerged: jumping onto boats from the dock. Unfortunately, this guy didn't quite make it.
 
Log in