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  • Sula Whitekiller Overcomes Racism the Old Fashioned Way

    Shut Up and Say Something!
    29 Jan 2015 | 3:34 am
    by the Man-MaidMy mother taught me everything she knew about housekeeping, and as things turned out, the skills she gave me are all I really have to offer the world: minor wisdoms to clean up sloppy domestic messes. It's better than having nothing to contribute, which is what some people get by on, notably the well-to-do beautiful people whom I serve as a hotel maid. The material affluence of such empty souls astounds and confounds me still, as it has for sixty-three years now, but that is another story. This concerns my mother. Her brief history intimates the mutability of race and…
  • In-Flight Entertainment Has Really Taken a Nosedive

    FAIL Blog
    30 Jan 2015 | 4:00 pm
    Submitted by: (via shamy33) Tagged: bad idea , irony , airplane , flying , fail nation Share on Facebook
  • Reporter Freak Out

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    30 Jan 2015 | 8:00 pm
    Calm down sir, it’s just a lizard. It isn’t going to eat you.
  • Anonymous says FML

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    Anonymous
    30 Jan 2015 | 9:41 am
    Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
  • Born to be Wild

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    30 Jan 2015 | 8:01 am
 
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  • Reporter Freak Out

    FAIL Blog Fun
    30 Jan 2015 | 8:00 pm
    Calm down sir, it’s just a lizard. It isn’t going to eat you.
  • Another Female Driver does it Again!

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    30 Jan 2015 | 7:56 am
    This is one of the funniest cop chase videos I have ever witnessed… she has no clue what to do! O.C. Woman Leads Cops on Crazy Chase – Watch more Funny Videos
  • Your Kid Is Straight

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    29 Jan 2015 | 7:46 pm
  • Accidental Accident Reports

    FAIL Blog Fun
    29 Jan 2015 | 7:37 am
    1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent. 3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. 6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble…
  • Snakes on a Plane

    FAIL Blog Fun
    28 Jan 2015 | 7:32 pm
    This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life… look what FX does to the famous line from the movie though…
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  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    30 Jan 2015 | 9:41 am
    Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
  • Idek says FML

    Idek
    30 Jan 2015 | 8:27 am
    Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
  • Chemist-why says FML

    Chemist-why
    30 Jan 2015 | 7:11 am
    Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML
  • Anonymous says FML

    Anonymous
    30 Jan 2015 | 4:49 am
    Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML
  • goodbyediet says FML

    goodbyediet
    30 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    Today, I bought a small tub of coconut pieces in a bid to eat healthier snacks at work. I noticed that the chunks were a bit slimy, but thought nothing of it and kept eating. It wasn't until I reached the final few pieces that I noticed a huge black slug crawling across the bottom of the tub. FML
 
 
 
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  • Gift from Mom’s Boyfriend

    admin
    30 Jan 2015 | 9:58 am
    Why this is a Parent Fail: The girl who posts this explicit picture says that her mother’s boyfriend made it for her… Submitted by: gr8t3ful Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • He’s A Gansta

    admin
    29 Jan 2015 | 9:49 am
    What would make a Daddy more proud than his little one looking like a homey. I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for my kids to grow up, start smoking weed, and living a life of crime and violence. Isn’t that what every good parent hopes for their kids? Total Fail Submitted by: Jessa Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Prosti-tot

    admin
    28 Jan 2015 | 9:23 am
    Just like Mommy? Why this is a Parent Fail: Isn’t it obvious – the poor child has been turned into a prosti-tot. Submitted by: hprynne19 Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Vegas Life

    admin
    27 Jan 2015 | 8:50 am
    Why this is a Parent Fail: Young kids with Vegas street girls. Submitted by: Spice Republished by Blog Post Promoter
  • Fireworks and Teens–A Dangerous Combination

    adminz
    26 Jan 2015 | 8:07 am
    It always amazes me that parents are horrified about the danger of guns but will let their kids play with paper covered gun powder because it makes pretty colors. Still dangerous people… Sent in by Tammy and Linda via (DailyMotion and YouTube) Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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  • Painfully Mucked Up Multicolor Pompom

    robyn
    30 Jan 2015 | 7:00 am
    If you have yarn and patience, you have what it takes to make your own pompoms. And if you have lots of different colors of yarn, why not make something extra fun like this multicolor pompom found on duitang? (Or at least I think that’s what it’s called – it’s in Chinese and my Chinese is about as rusty as Google Translate’s Chinese, which from the looks of things is PRETTY RUSTY.) But making your own poofy poms isn’t always easy, as @knittedwool shared via Twitter: When craft ideas go wrong. Multi color pompom? #craftfail pic.twitter.com/oqVVWUBtiM —…
  • This DIY Pacifier Clip Is Sew Messy

    robyn
    28 Jan 2015 | 7:00 am
    One of my kids was absolutely addicted to her pacifier, and I can tell you that this DIY pacifier clip from Sew Woodsy is easily a billion times cuter than the oddball ribbon and binder clip creation I Frankensteined together to keep my daughter from dropping her paci every five seconds. I really needed a clip though, mostly because this was my third baby we’re talking about, and let’s face it, by the time you’re on your third kid you barely even look to see if there’s dirt on the binkie before you pop it back in their mouth. My daughter’s best bet for a…
  • Lumpy Lego Cake

    robyn
    26 Jan 2015 | 7:00 am
    When it comes to beloved kids’ toys, Lego really takes the cake (hahahahaha *sigh*). What I mean is, almost every kid goes through a Lego phase – so it stands to reason that a lot of parents will end up, at some point, throwing a Lego-themed birthday party. Since you can’t exactly decorate the cake with real Legos (unless you also want a choking-hazard-themed party), Betty Crocker has come up with a recipe for a “Building Blocks Cake,” which is what smart people call their Lego cakes if they don’t want to get sued. You might think the directions for a…
  • Imperfect Painted Plate

    robyn
    23 Jan 2015 | 7:00 am
      If you have an unsightly plate, or one that’s just plain old boring, you can punch it up with paint! Above, Momtastic shows how to paint a plate using tape to make bold, beautiful stripes. Below, CraftFail reader Tanner shares what happens when your pretty painted plate doesn’t quite turn out like you planned. Well, if it’s any consolation, I still think it’s an improvement over the plate’s original design under the paint! For tons of crafts that AREN’T fails, check out Tanner and Courtney’s site, A Little Craft In Your Day! And for tons of…
  • Unsightly Iced Ornaments

    robyn
    21 Jan 2015 | 7:00 am
    This ornament cookie kit by In the Mix promises to make your holiday baking a breeze with “everything you need to bake tasty, festive ornament-shaped cookies.” Try telling that to @girlsavage, who declared her #craftfail on Instagram when she was apparently told, “It looks like an elf exploded over your cookies.” Ouch! Well, the truth hurts – and in some cases it especially hurts elves. For more hilariously disappointing failure, find Robyn at Hollow Tree Ventures!
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  • Hungry Hippo

    awkward
    30 Jan 2015 | 12:29 pm
    I mean, we know birds and bees do it, but… (via BlazingPhoenix) I mean, we know birds and bees do it, but… (via BlazingPhoenix) The post Hungry Hippo appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Lonebrow

    awkward
    30 Jan 2015 | 12:17 pm
    “My 5th grade school picture. No one realized until today that I had one eyebrow shaved off. I think it was my sister who shaved it off.” (submitted by tehanthomas) “My 5th grade school picture. No one realized until today that I had one eyebrow shaved off. I think it was my sister who shaved it off.” (submitted by tehanthomas) The post Lonebrow appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Drunk In Love

    awkward
    30 Jan 2015 | 10:01 am
    “They are still in love now as they were 40 years ago (and probably just as drunk). Here’s proof.” (submitted by Cindy) “They are still in love now as they were 40 years ago (and probably just as drunk). Here’s proof.” (submitted by Cindy) The post Drunk In Love appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
  • Yeah Yeah Yeah

    awkward
    29 Jan 2015 | 3:25 pm
    “This is a photo of me (front left), my little brother (front right), my older sister and her older boyfriend taken in her bedroom sometime in summer 1984. I know the era because of the Van Halen posters on the wall and the RUSH pins on my shirt. I don’t remember why we posed for this picture- and I REALLY don’t know why my little brother and I look like we’re modeling for young punk magazine! It’s a strange little scene there. The Van Halen posters really crack me up.” (submitted by Steve) “This is a photo of me (front left), my little brother (front…
  • The Proposal

    awkward
    29 Jan 2015 | 10:45 am
    He’s got balls. (submitted by Jennifer) He’s got balls. (submitted by Jennifer) The post The Proposal appeared first on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
 
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  • Male or female?

    engrishwebmaster
    30 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    Photo courtesy of Alcides Gimenez. Found on a toy helicopter. 
  • For a light meal…

    engrishwebmaster
    29 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    Today’s spotlight… Photo courtesy of Anand. Menu from Chinese restaurant in Mongolia. 
  • God Save the President!

    engrishwebmaster
    28 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    Keep Calm and Carry a Gun. Photo courtesy of Angie Remsen. T-shirt found in Thailand. 
  • Service staff

    engrishwebmaster
    27 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    We are honest, however… Photo courtesy of Pat Saengcharoen. Found at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, Thailand.
  • Hold it in please

    engrishwebmaster
    26 Jan 2015 | 3:00 am
    Sorry, hotel policy… Photo courtesy of Kamila Kingstone. Found in Beijing bathroom.  
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  • The Changing Of Brands Market Trends

    Andrew
    27 Jan 2015 | 9:57 am
    Being a CEO of a small business is a rewarding but arduous venture. You have to know many aspects of business including revenue structure, customer relations, operational structure, as well as marketing and branding. Marketing is particularly important because it helps you sell your product and services to potential customers. These sales are vital as it increases your revenue and helps your business make an impact on the community. The infographic below discusses new trends in the marketing and branding industry ranging from a visual timeline of past and current trends, information on…
  • Looking For A Quality Lawyer

    Andrew
    6 Jan 2015 | 6:28 pm
    When you’re looking for an attorney after an injury, you need to keep in mind a few tips to make sure you have the best personal injury lawyer Toronto offers. Do some research online and by asking friends and family before making a final decision. You need to have someone with experience who will represent you in a fair manner. Your lawyer should fight for the compensation that you deserve after an injury instead of simply going to court to file a few papers. First, look at how long the attorney has been practicing, and look at the area of expertise. You don’t really want a…
  • Caught Drink Driving? Here’s What To Do

    Andrew
    31 Dec 2014 | 8:43 am
    Drink driving is a serious offense under any circumstances. The law in most countries stipulates that only a very small amount of alcohol is acceptable. Even one glass of wine could put you and others at risk. If you do find yourself caught driving under the influence of alcohol, there are severe consequences. Drink driving carries an instant ban, no matter how minor the incident. You also face a fine of up to $10,000. In the worst cases, drink driving carries a lengthy jail term. That of course depends on the extent of the crime. If you are caught a little over the limit, you’ll just…
  • The Best Way To Deal With Personal Injury Claims

    Andrew
    18 Dec 2014 | 2:30 pm
    Ted Eytan It is impossible to predict when you might suffer an injury at the hands of a private company or individual. For that reason, you must learn the best ways of dealing with the claim process ahead of time. Failing to make the right moves directly after your accident could hinder your chances of being successful in court. So long as you follow the step-by-step guide on this page, you should have all the evidence needed to receive substantial compensation. Unfortunately, personal injury claims can take a long time to go through. So, don’t expect to see any money for quite a while.
  • Teenage Drivers: 6 Things They Need To Know Before You Let Them Behind The Wheel

    Andrew
    16 Dec 2014 | 5:10 pm
    Learning to drive is a right of passage. It’s one of the experiences that marks your transition from childhood to adulthood. As a parent, you have a tricky path to navigate. How do you give them their freedom and let them grow up whilst still keeping them safe? Our roads claim over one million lives a year, make sure your teenager knows how to avoid becoming one of them. Image Source: Peter Anderson A Car Is A Weapon Statistically, young drivers are more at risk of injury and death than any other category, so don’t be afraid to shock them. If you fail to impress on them just what a…
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  • The Best Technology Seeking Kickstarter Funding This Month

    Dan
    29 Jan 2015 | 7:03 am
    Potentially some of the greatest tech of the future is currently awaiting funding on Kickstarter. Get ahead of the game and back these five amazing items. The post The Best Technology Seeking Kickstarter Funding This Month appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Vodafone Celebrates 30th Anniversary Of First Mobile Phone Call

    Kathryn Kearns
    29 Jan 2015 | 6:11 am
    It was Vodafone that kick-started the UK’s mobile phone revolution. 30 years later it's celebrating the UK's very first mobile phone call in the best way ever. The post Vodafone Celebrates 30th Anniversary Of First Mobile Phone Call appeared first on Number Direct.
  • 8 Tech Vlogs You Definitely Need To Subscribe To On Youtube

    Kathryn Kearns
    27 Jan 2015 | 8:51 am
    Thousands flock to Youtube everyday to tune in to their favourite vlogs. Here are some popular tech vlog channels we think you should check out. The post 8 Tech Vlogs You Definitely Need To Subscribe To On Youtube appeared first on Number Direct.
  • Iphone Vs Android: Infographic

    Kathryn Kearns
    27 Jan 2015 | 3:55 am
    Need some help choosing a smart phone? We've got just what you need, (without the tech jargon.) The post Iphone Vs Android: Infographic appeared first on Number Direct.
  • The Best Places To Trade In Your Apple iPhone In The UK

    Dan
    26 Jan 2015 | 5:52 am
    Where's the best place to sell your iPhone 5? Here's our guide to where you'll get the most money for recycling or trading in your old Apple phone in the UK. The post The Best Places To Trade In Your Apple iPhone In The UK appeared first on Number Direct.
 
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  • Sula Whitekiller Overcomes Racism the Old Fashioned Way

    29 Jan 2015 | 3:34 am
    by the Man-MaidMy mother taught me everything she knew about housekeeping, and as things turned out, the skills she gave me are all I really have to offer the world: minor wisdoms to clean up sloppy domestic messes. It's better than having nothing to contribute, which is what some people get by on, notably the well-to-do beautiful people whom I serve as a hotel maid. The material affluence of such empty souls astounds and confounds me still, as it has for sixty-three years now, but that is another story. This concerns my mother. Her brief history intimates the mutability of race and…
  • The Death of Narcissus

    28 Jan 2015 | 4:13 am
    by Thomas GeorgeNemesis, dealer in ironic fates, muddled Narcissus' vainglorious mythby drowning--not him, but his sisterly twin,in whose peerless grace a fair icon could sin--leaving him floundering, mythos decried.They who persist in delusion denyNemesis, on a whim, sunk his fair sisterScarring the icon with unhealing blister.Half-gendered youth sleeps unwell in bed bereft.Flame so compromised smolders instead;loathing all others, sending love reeling,confounding treacle with genuine feeling.Never could common hag gratify brotherlike a fair sister born unto dear mother."Death…
  • Homeless Like Me: Hotel Toledo 2010

    27 Jan 2015 | 4:53 am
    by Homeless T641-484-2808Rooms start at $50.00 weekly 10 August 2010. Toledo, Iowa: The perpetual wanderer has taken a job as a hotel maid at the vintage Hotel Toledo. In exchange for his bed and Pepsi, he tackles the jobs most hotel maids won't touch. Homeless T's main incentive to rub, scrub, sweep and toil is the carton of mentholated ciggy-butts, Smokin' Hoe's by name, that the owner of the Hotel Toledo keeps in his refrigerator. He doles out a pack for work well-done. Oh, the thrill of it all! Shelter! Work! Smokin' Hoes!Those of you seeking his whereabouts (for non-harassment…
  • Homeless Like Me: Cedar Rapids, Iowa 2009

    27 Jan 2015 | 4:50 am
    by Homeless TCEDAR RAPIDS, IA, USA * 29 AUGUST 2009: Over 24 downward-spiraling months, my life crashed from being a community college professor--with family, home, cars, full fringe benefits, and freedom to do as I wished--down to that of a lone, homeless person. Maybe you saw me walking the streets of downtown Cedar Rapids. I was still wearing a yellow neck-tie (all I had left of my profession), but it was filthy. I had learned to rummage the trash for refundable pop-cans, and scavenge curb-side ashtrays for half-smoked butts to quiet my craving for tobacco.  Originally…
  • Homeless Like Me: Sally's Cabaret 2008

    27 Jan 2015 | 4:49 am
    What better way to kick off the New Year than by reinforcing your own deluded sense of superiority?by Homeless TGreetings to my homeless, about-to-be homeless, and this evening, to my never-ever-going-to-be-homeless readers. You of the latter persuasion (well-heeled, deep-pocketed, loaded with the long green, rich) have wandered into Homeless T's world for a respite from that damnable sense of ennui that sometimes besets the well-tempered souls of upperclassmen. What you may need to satisfy your curious craving is a generous dose of Homeless T's tonic-for-the-deadly-bored. The dangerous…
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